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MotoChick said:
Congratulations for being stalker of the year Corinthian. I know I didnt exactly hide who I am but I certainly didnt expect someone to go through 2 years worth of paddock girl pics to find me.

Heres how it works. Monster hires most of its girls for the entire year. Most girls work series in their entirety, Superbike, GP F1, Supercross and in my case Arenacross. ( Supercross is the pinnacle because we get lots of tv time)

Most series dont run all year so before and after the series we are sent to individual events. Most are small events like boat racing, jet ski racing, airplane racing (boring. Im glad I didnt get that) skateboarding and I think BMX. Some are bigger events like MX des Nations.



I did the Arenacross, a bunch of smaller stuff and the French GP.

I was hoping for more GP's but Monster rotates the girls so you never see the same face twice
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I know right. I don't really get whats going on here either. Boys being boys I guess. I would really like to know how to become a monster energy girl. It sounds stimulating! <3
 
chopperman said:
I think monster are going to sponsor Sumo. Hey its a start !
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You trying to say Cal's fat!?
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basspete said:
Hi Kitty, my name is Peter, I'm from Edinburgh and have followed Casey's career from day one. Super speed king Casey is the fastest, most handsome motorcyclist ever.



Hoots mon I love this place!



Och aye the noo, mon the Casey!
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Brilliant.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
7/ He once foolishly challenged #22 to a cart race doubtless under the misapprehension that it meant once around the local Walmart parking lot
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Thanks for reminding us all Arrab. Great post and yes, the whiny little ..... chickened out! Maybe his gearchange hand was too tired from masturbating to pics of Shinya Nakano...



JohnnyKnockdown said:
I just acquired this image of Chopperman from LAX TSA
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So Ryan Dunn lives on in Rog eh
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mdubstylette said:
OMG!! You are a lot nicer when you smoke crack. Thats for sure.
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That avatar pick makes me wanna puke...but also laugh my ... off!
 
#22 said:
Thanks for reminding us all Arrab. Great post and yes, the whiny little ..... chickened out! Maybe his gearchange hand was too tired from masturbating to pics of Shinya Nakano...







So Ryan Dunn lives on in Rog eh
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That avatar pick makes me wanna puke...but also laugh my ... off!
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Be glad you dont live in the US. These things are a dime a dozen at you local walmart.
 
#22 said:
Thanks for reminding us all Arrab. Great post and yes, the whiny little ..... chickened out! Maybe his gearchange hand was too tired from masturbating to pics of Shinya Nakano...
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Hi-ya. I race carts around walmarts all the time. Wanna get together with me, barry, and that Gobert guy. Smoke some crack and race some carts. I'll give you .... pics. You want front or back?
 
I know Mdub, I was in the states over Xmas visiting my girlfriends parents (yes she's a yank, but hot and not fat
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Stylette, no thanks. My kart has a racing seat in it, not a lazy boy
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And as for the ....s? i'll take back just for the comedic value.
 
MotoChick said:
Congratulations for being stalker of the year Corinthian. I know I didnt exactly hide who I am but I certainly didnt expect someone to go through 2 years worth of paddock girl pics to find me.
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Right clicking your avatar and selecting 'Google by Image' makes me a stalker?



As I said, I have my doubts, that's all. And I honestly hope to be proved wrong. Linking to a pic of you at any of the events you mention would pretty well do it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and iron my nightie.
 
Maybe off the subject? I didn`t read whole crap, or jokes or whatever you wanna call it... and I don`t understand your inside jokes, you have been here many years... and I haven`t introduce myself and I have wroten couple of times a drunk
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but I have a feeling you guys feels very sceptically, to accept new members here, in generally..? My avatar is me, I`m newbie, don`t speak english... at first I liked to follow your conversation here, but now not sure..

But hey if some one is going to Catalunya would be nice to drink beer or two..And now planning to trip to Lacuna Seca, probably some one is going..?

Keep going I`m gonna follow you guys anyway, sometimes laughing, sometimes crying
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sinda said:
Maybe off the subject? I didn`t read whole crap, or jokes or whatever you wanna call it... and I don`t understand your inside jokes, you have been here many years... and I haven`t introduce myself and I have wroten couple of times a drunk
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but I have a feeling you guys feels very sceptically, to accept new members here, in generally..? My avatar is me, I`m newbie, don`t speak english... at first I liked to follow your conversation here, but now not sure..

But hey if some one is going to Catalunya would be nice to drink beer or two..And now planning to trip to Lacuna Seca, probably some one is going..?

Keep going I`m gonna follow you guys anyway, sometimes laughing, sometimes crying
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sinda your fine and by all means follow along and post away. We will never turn away new members who are passionate about motorsports. Latley we have some folks that are having an indentity crisis and like to come on here and play around and pretend to be someone they're not.
 
This thread has been great, thus far. It may inspire me to change my name to "mad michelle". Now, what picture shall I use?
 
sinda said:
Maybe off the subject? I didn`t read whole crap, or jokes or whatever you wanna call it... and I don`t understand your inside jokes, you have been here many years... and I haven`t introduce myself and I have wroten couple of times a drunk
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but I have a feeling you guys feels very sceptically, to accept new members here, in generally..? My avatar is me, I`m newbie, don`t speak english... at first I liked to follow your conversation here, but now not sure..

But hey if some one is going to Catalunya would be nice to drink beer or two..And now planning to trip to Lacuna Seca, probably some one is going..?

Keep going I`m gonna follow you guys anyway, sometimes laughing, sometimes crying
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Im calling ........, That first sentence has American English written all over it for someone who doesnt speak the language . Its like he caught himself and started becoming non English the rest of the post
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Arrabbiata1 said:
Some random facts I have divined about our oriental friend:



1/ I say Oriental. Judging by his penchant for Japanese riders including his tireless defence of the underwhelming and overrated Kiyo and his recent Bushido inspired rant against Lex I'd venture that this was a fair supposition. At least I suppose he actually knows who Nakano is....take note '33Coupe'

2/ He lives in New York and unbeknown to Keshav stalks him on a thrice daily basis

3/ His innate naivety and unsophisticated eighth grade humour owes itself to the simple explanation that he is in fact in the 8th grade (having been held back for the last three years).

4/ He has an unhealthy and disturbing obsession with 'Stop Killing Dead Things' and Marijke - although given his geographical awareness the latter has no need for concern as he appears slightly confused in respect of the precise location of Holland (see Mdub sig)

5/ His Bobby Hill avi is deployed to reflect both his mental age and IQ



6/ Like BM has never been to either a MotoGP or a WSB race ( I mean who in their right mind would? have you seen the traffic Baz?) yet still figures that his contributions to this forum represent the forefront of knowledge and 'Babel Fish-esque' insight.

7/ He once foolishly challenged #22 to a cart race doubtless under the misapprehension that it meant once around the local Wal Mart parking lot.

8/ Inspired by his true hero Kwai Chang Caine, all his posts are preceded by a period of erotic asphyxiation - currently suspended in front of an enlarged screen dump of Moto Chic's avi

9/ He has an irrepressible fetish for cigarette vending machines

10/ Unsurprisingly I think it's safe to venture that SS56 has never slept with a woman....and with that in mind I dedicate this: -



http://youtu.be/3lzbss6ZS4E
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Hmmm..... don't want to get into this whole race thing but if I'm not mistaken, isn't Ryuichi Kiyonari a 3 time champ and the most successful rider in BSB? BRITISH superbike. Meaning the best rider in YOUR COUNTRY? So I'd say calling him overrated is a bit much, don't ya think?



I'm sure you're rooting for Cal Crutchlow at the moment and hoping he'd get the factory Yamaha seat, aren't you?(don't worry..... we all know it's your 'dirty little secret')



Don't worry though, there's no shame in it....... hell, if I was a Brit I'd be openly rooting for him too, but more so rooting for Scott Redding though, I think he's Britishs' next best hope.
 
SuperShinya56 said:
Hmmm..... don't want to get into this whole race thing but if I'm not mistaken, isn't Ryuichi Kiyonari a 3 time champ and the most successful rider in BSB? BRITISH superbike. Meaning the best rider in YOUR COUNTRY? So I'd say calling him overrated is a bit much, don't ya think?



I'm sure you're rooting for Cal Crutchlow at the moment and hoping he'd get the factory Yamaha seat, aren't you?
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No intention of denigrating his achievements but there were huge inequities in BSB at the time. Tuxworth was racing blades with HRC factory support on the best Michelin rubber on the back of Kiyo. Much of your bigging up of Kiyo was in the context of an international contender - which never came to be despite the Gresini and Ten Kate rides. To be fair, we'll discount Gresini having had zero mental preparation or testing time after he was rapidly ushered into Moto GP following the death of Daijiro.



I do however regard Shinya Nakano as a hugely talented rider who like Norick Abe was better suited to the two stroke era.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
No intention of denigrating his achievements but there were huge inequities in BSB at the time. Tuxworth was racing blades with HRC factory support on the best Michelin rubber on the back of Kiyo. Much of your bigging up of Kiyo was in the context of an international contender - which never came to be despite the Gresini and Ten Kate rides. To be fair, we'll discount Gresini having had zero mental preparation or testing time after he was rapidly ushered into Moto GP following the death of Daijiro.



I do however regard Shinya Nakano as a hugely talented rider who like Norick Abe was better suited to the two stroke era.
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He had bad management. He didn't take the typical MotoGP route.......125cc, 250cc, Motogp. His bad in the end, I believe Ryuichi Kiyonari could of made something out of himself, though the way his management went, his Japanese people had little interest in his 'market-bility'. He's a real talent for sure though, just bad management. Hell, being a triple champion in BSB and the most successful rider in that series must account to something, and still, he can't get a freakin' ride even in BSB....... when he is at least a WSBK calibre rider, heck I believe he is MotoGP material. It's all about sponsors in the end.



Very very poor management.
 
My passport reads: Keyser Söze, Hungary.



I think we are done with the speculation, gentlemen?



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