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Arrabbiata1 said:
Some random facts I have divined about our oriental friend:



1/ I say Oriental. Judging by his penchant for Japanese riders including his tireless defence of the underwhelming and overrated Kiyo and his recent Bushido inspired rant against Lex I'd venture that this was a fair supposition. At least I suppose he actually knows who Nakano is....take note '33Coupe'

2/ He lives in New York and unbeknown to Keshav stalks him on a thrice daily basis

3/ His innate naivety and unsophisticated eighth grade humour owes itself to the simple explanation that he is in fact in the 8th grade (having been held back for the last three years).

4/ He has an unhealthy and disturbing obsession with 'Stop Killing Dead Things' and Marijke - although given his geographical awareness the latter has no need for concern as he appears slightly confused in respect of the precise location of Holland (see Mdub sig)

5/ His Bobby Hill avi is deployed to reflect both his mental age and IQ



6/ Like BM has never been to either a MotoGP or a WSB race ( I mean who in their right mind would? have you seen the traffic Baz?) yet still figures that his contributions to this forum represent the forefront of knowledge and 'Babel Fish-esque' insight.

7/ He once foolishly challenged #22 to a cart race doubtless under the misapprehension that it meant once around the local Wal Mart parking lot.

8/ Inspired by his true hero Kwai Chang Caine, all his posts are preceded by a period of erotic asphyxiation - currently suspended in front of an enlarged screen dump of Moto Chic's avi

9/ He has an irrepressible fetish for cigarette vending machines

10/ Unsurprisingly I think it's safe to venture that SS56 has never slept with a woman....and with that in mind I dedicate this

http://youtu.be/3lzbss6ZS4E
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Do me next
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It can get boring sometimes on powerslide, as the processional nature of posts can be really predictable. But every now and then, there are perfect conditions that produces a thread we can look to and marvel. This is one of those thread!
 
Now we are talking proper bike racing. No technical bollocks, just a load if bollocks
 
chopperman said:
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Ok you have inspired me to confess also. I am Barrymachine. The reason i started this account was for 2 reasons.

1st my secret fanboy love of stoner. I knew you lot would never except roger as a stoner fan so i started up the BM account.

2nd i have a huge Crack habit. When im straight and off the drugs i post as chopper. When im out of my mind on crack i post as barrymachine. I will continue to post under both accounts so you my caring friends are aware of my present state of mind.

Thank you.
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You gave it away with the bet at Laguna
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corinthian said:
People might take you more seriously if you hadn't used an avatar of somebody else that is already all over the internet: http://bit.ly/K1Abbq. As luck would have it, it was even used for an article titled 'A Beautiful Woman Can Make A Man (a) Fool': http://bit.ly/K1FeZj. Is this the same as one of us using a picture of a well-known rider as an avatar? I'd say no, as everybody on the forum knows, for example, that basspete isn't actually Marco Simoncelli, and he's never tried to insinuate that he is.



I have my doubts about MotoChick too, seeing as her avatar is from the 2010 Le Mans race: http://bit.ly/JfRMym but her version is that she's 'done a lot of modeling and got into swimsuits where the Monster Energy guys found me. I was fortunate to travel around the US as a Monster girl for the Arenacross series last year and worked the USGP events'.
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Congratulations for being stalker of the year Corinthian. I know I didnt exactly hide who I am but I certainly didnt expect someone to go through 2 years worth of paddock girl pics to find me.

Heres how it works. Monster hires most of its girls for the entire year. Most girls work series in their entirety, Superbike, GP F1, Supercross and in my case Arenacross. ( Supercross is the pinnacle because we get lots of tv time)

Most series dont run all year so before and after the series we are sent to individual events. Most are small events like boat racing, jet ski racing, airplane racing (boring. Im glad I didnt get that) skateboarding and I think BMX. Some are bigger events like MX des Nations.



I did the Arenacross, a bunch of smaller stuff and the French GP.

I was hoping for more GP's but Monster rotates the girls so you never see the same face twice



 

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