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BarryMachine said:

Gotta admit, the thought crossed my mind ........ but I was going to be far more obvious and call myself Barina Machina or somesuch.

Kitty, bear with us ....... we are somewhat shell shocked that there is such a sudden influx of females. Unfortunately one such early influxee declared herself an ardent Nicky fan, hitherto thought to be the the obsession of only one living human ....... a drink adled needy sociopath, from the suburbs of southern Cali, with a penchant for large cetaceal english chaps.



I am beginning to think this could be a new trend ......... we all know that Stoner often has a garage full of young ladies, who knows!? it could well be a new phenomena. We are not used to this, with the most popular garage of the recent past being frequented only by "chaps" of dubious sexuality ........ not that there's anything wrong with that .......



as L8skidder suggest ....... lets see how this plays out.



Welcome if you are a girl.

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Oooooo barry your all kinds of smart and sexy. Heres a .... pic for ya!



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opps I seem to have posted twice. tehe

BarryMachine said:

Can we "have at" Jumkie now then?

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My money was on it being you. Just another bizarre way for you to express your casey love.

My money is on Johnny. I bet they are all Knockdown. Sorry to burst your bubble ben, but there are no new members.

MdubSTYLIE said:

My money is on Johnny. I bet they are all Knockdown. Sorry to burst your bubble ben, but there are no new members.

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Well im still hoping katty is real cos she is horny and likes older men. As for the Avi she did say in a couple of posts she had done a lot of modelling.

The gag is up. You guys figured me out. California Kid coming out of the closet inspired me to come clean.

I am not JohnnyKnockdown, I am really the alter ego of Mental Anarchist. I bet you all thought I was really a hatefull,narrow minded,humorless hypocrite.

Haha I fooled you all. I created a complete ..... that never has anything constructive to say, insults people a lot and thinks he is funny.

Knockdown is the fool that fooled you all.



You guys couldn't possibly have believed someone could be such a pompous,humorless pontificator could you?

JohnnyKnockdown said:

The gag is up. You guys figured me out. California Kid coming out of the closet inspired me to come clean.

I am not JohnnyKnockdown, I am really the alter ego of Mental Anarchist. I bet you all thought I was really a hatefull,narrow minded,humorless hypocrite.

Haha I fooled you all. I created a complete ..... that never has anything constructive to say, insults people a lot and thinks he is funny.

Knockdown is the fool that fooled you all.



You guys couldn't possibly have believed someone could be such a pompous,humorless pontificator could you?

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Ok you have inspired me to confess also. I am Barrymachine. The reason i started this account was for 2 reasons.

1st my secret fanboy love of stoner. I knew you lot would never except roger as a stoner fan so i started up the BM account.

2nd i have a huge Crack habit. When im straight and off the drugs i post as chopper. When im out of my mind on crack i post as barrymachine. I will continue to post under both accounts so you my caring friends are aware of my present state of mind.

Thank you.

JKD & Chops I'm ...... pissing myself.



I betcha Lex is the penguin

Mick D said:

JKD & Chops I'm ...... pissing myself.



I betcha Lex is the penguin

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And Jumkie is pinky

You may be on to something. At Daytona he spent an inordinate amount of time checking out that Asian Brolly girl

JohnnyKnockdown said:

The gag is up. You guys figured me out. California Kid coming out of the closet inspired me to come clean.

I am not JohnnyKnockdown, I am really the alter ego of Mental Anarchist. I bet you all thought I was really a hatefull,narrow minded,humorless hypocrite.

Haha I fooled you all. I created a complete ..... that never has anything constructive to say, insults people a lot and thinks he is funny.

Knockdown is the fool that fooled you all.



You guys couldn't possibly have believed someone could be such a pompous,humorless pontificator could you?

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chopperman said:

Ok you have inspired me to confess also. I am Barrymachine. The reason i started this account was for 2 reasons.

1st my secret fanboy love of stoner. I knew you lot would never except roger as a stoner fan so i started up the BM account.

2nd i have a huge Crack habit. When im straight and off the drugs i post as chopper. When im out of my mind on crack i post as barrymachine. I will continue to post under both accounts so you my caring friends are aware of my present state of mind.

Thank you.

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Seeing that people are coming clean, I feel compelled to admit, but yes, I have been de-closeted, I am in fact, Pinky. Unlike Chopperman AKA BarryMachine who was trying to hide a secret love, I opened up an alter ego account because I really really really love Nicky Hayden; and so I felt the best way to show my love and support for him is to create a villain. One that I could contrast myself with and express my undying fascination and infatuation for Nicky, because he is the best. I was afraid that people might discover me, so I made up additional alter egos to my alter egos, hoping I could cover my tracks. And to additionally cover my track of me covering my tracks, I pointed accused those alter egos of my alter ego that they were fake alter egos of Pinky, which in fact was just an alter ego of me. I know this is all confusing, but it’s probably because most of you are too dumb to realize that Nicky Hayden is the greatest rider and human being to ever walk the planet. I will also continue to post in both accounts, as all my other alter ego accounts of Pinky have been banned, so I have no choice but to continue with these two accounts.



I know things will be more clear to us all, now that we have outted the three most outrageously vile and silly members: mentalanarchist, barrymachine and pinky. As nobody could be that stupid unless it was by design. Yeah boys, it was all an act, we purposefully made these three sound completely like ignorant, hypocritical, obtuse, hating, ........, posers. I mean really can anybody be that ridiculously dim-witted? Well…except Supershit, I think there is absolutely no doubt he is who he is on the forum, he was just born that way.

Jumkie said:

Seeing that people are coming clean, I feel compelled to admit, but yes, I have been de-closeted, I am in fact, Pinky. Unlike Chopperman AKA BarryMachine who was trying to hide a secret love, I opened up an alter ego account because I really really really love Nicky Hayden; and so I felt the best way to show my love and support for him is to create a villain. One that I could contrast myself with and express my undying fascination and infatuation for Nicky, because he is the best. I was afraid that people might discover me, so I made up additional alter egos to my alter egos, hoping I could cover my tracks. And to additionally cover my track of me covering my tracks, I pointed accused those alter egos of my alter ego that they were fake alter egos of Pinky, which in fact was just an alter ego of me. I know this is all confusing, but it’s probably because most of you are too dumb to realize that Nicky Hayden is the greatest rider and human being to ever walk the planet. I will also continue to post in both accounts, as all my other alter ego accounts of Pinky have been banned, so I have no choice but to continue with these two accounts.



I know things will be more clear to us all, now that we have outted the three most outrageously vile and silly members, mentalanarchist, barrymachine and pinky. As nobody could be that stupid unless it was by design. Yeah boys, it was all an act, we purposefully made these three sound completely like ignorant, hypocritical, obtuse, hating, ........, posers. I mean really can anybody be that ridiculously dim-witted? Well…except Supershit, I think there is absolutely no doubt he is who he is on the forum, he was just born that way.

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LMFAO

Jumkie said:

Seeing that people are coming clean, I feel compelled to admit, but yes, I have been de-closeted, I am in fact, Pinky. Unlike Chopperman AKA BarryMachine who was trying to hide a secret love, I opened up an alter ego account because I really really really love Nicky Hayden; and so I felt the best way to show my love and support for him is to create a villain. One that I could contrast myself with and express my undying fascination and infatuation for Nicky, because he is the best. I was afraid that people might discover me, so I made up additional alter egos to my alter egos, hoping I could cover my tracks. And to additionally cover my track of me covering my tracks, I pointed accused those alter egos of my alter ego that they were fake alter egos of Pinky, which in fact was just an alter ego of me. I know this is all confusing, but it’s probably because most of you are too dumb to realize that Nicky Hayden is the greatest rider and human being to ever walk the planet. I will also continue to post in both accounts, as all my other alter ego accounts of Pinky have been banned, so I have no choice but to continue with these two accounts.



I know things will be more clear to us all, now that we have outted the three most outrageously vile and silly members, mentalanarchist, barrymachine and pinky. As nobody could be that stupid unless it was by design. Yeah boys, it was all an act, we purposefully made these three sound completely like ignorant, hypocritical, obtuse, hating, ........, posers. I mean really can anybody be that ridiculously dim-witted? Well…except Supershit, I think there is absolutely no doubt he is who he is on the forum, he was just born that way.

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Ha!!! That was my immediate next question. Is he for real??? Surely none can be that much of a dipshit other than by design

chopperman said:

LMFAO

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Outting is no laughing matter, its more like a solemn moment of clarity and honesty. As I was reflecting, I had the thought, could it possibly be I was mistaken about Supershit? Could he really be Arrabi? I mean, who else could produce such a brilliantly awful character? The only question would be, why?

Arrabbiata1 said:

Ha!!! That was my immediate next question. Is he for real??? Surely none can be that much of a dipshit other than by design

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Hummmm.... this part has me wondering.



deflection perhaps...?

Jumkie said:

Outting is no laughing matter, its more like a solemn moment of clarity and honesty. As I was reflecting, I had the thought, could it possibly be I was mistaken about Supershit? Could he really be Arrabi? I mean, who else could produce such a brilliantly awful character? The only question would be, why?

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Some random facts I have divined about our oriental friend:



1/ I say Oriental. Judging by his penchant for Japanese riders including his tireless defence of the underwhelming and overrated Kiyo and his recent Bushido inspired rant against Lex I'd venture that this was a fair supposition. At least I suppose he actually knows who Nakano is....take note '33Coupe'

2/ He lives in New York and unbeknown to Keshav stalks him on a thrice daily basis

3/ His innate naivety and unsophisticated eighth grade humour owes itself to the simple explanation that he is in fact in the 8th grade (having been held back for the last three years).

4/ He has an unhealthy and disturbing obsession with 'Stop Killing Dead Things' and Marijke - although given his geographical awareness the latter has no need for concern as he appears slightly confused in respect of the precise location of Holland (see Mdub sig)

5/ His Bobby Hill avi is deployed to reflect both his mental age and IQ



6/ Like BM has never been to either a MotoGP or a WSB race ( I mean who in their right mind would? have you seen the traffic Baz?) yet still figures that his contributions to this forum represent the forefront of knowledge and 'Babel Fish-esque' insight.

7/ He once foolishly challenged #22 to a cart race doubtless under the misapprehension that it meant once around the local Wal Mart parking lot.

8/ Inspired by his true hero Kwai Chang Caine, all his posts are preceded by a period of erotic asphyxiation - currently suspended in front of an enlarged screen dump of Moto Chic's avi

9/ He has an irrepressible fetish for cigarette vending machines

10/ Unsurprisingly I think it's safe to venture that SS56 has never slept with a woman....and with that in mind I dedicate this: -



http://youtu.be/3lzbss6ZS4E

Holy .... Arrabi...you never cease to amaze me...another epic response!

Holy .... is this thread good.

Jumkie said:

Seeing that people are coming clean, I feel compelled to admit, but yes, I have been de-closeted, I am in fact, Pinky. Unlike Chopperman AKA BarryMachine who was trying to hide a secret love, I opened up an alter ego account because I really really really love Nicky Hayden; and so I felt the best way to show my love and support for him is to create a villain. One that I could contrast myself with and express my undying fascination and infatuation for Nicky, because he is the best. I was afraid that people might discover me, so I made up additional alter egos to my alter egos, hoping I could cover my tracks. And to additionally cover my track of me covering my tracks, I pointed accused those alter egos of my alter ego that they were fake alter egos of Pinky, which in fact was just an alter ego of me. I know this is all confusing, but it’s probably because most of you are too dumb to realize that Nicky Hayden is the greatest rider and human being to ever walk the planet. I will also continue to post in both accounts, as all my other alter ego accounts of Pinky have been banned, so I have no choice but to continue with these two accounts.



I know things will be more clear to us all, now that we have outted the three most outrageously vile and silly members, mentalanarchist, barrymachine and pinky. As nobody could be that stupid unless it was by design. Yeah boys, it was all an act, we purposefully made these three sound completely like ignorant, hypocritical, obtuse, hating, ........, posers. I mean really can anybody be that ridiculously dim-witted? Well…except Supershit, I think there is absolutely no doubt he is who he is on the forum, he was just born that way.

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