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I know its a bit early to chat about the race but theres been some big news 

Yamaha factory rider Mary Spies terminated her long time crew chief Tom Houseworth because he was found eating engine parts.  Marys son and manager Ben went on to say that houseworths eating has been out of control since entering GP but he never thought he would get so hungry that he would be chowing on slipper clutches.

There is some disturbing news from Australia as well.  Former champ and premature retiree Casey Stoner has been gone missing.  There have been numerous reports of a chuppacabra dressed in his wife Adriannas clothes seen around his farm.  Some of the superstitious locals are saying that this Chuppacabra has sucked the life out of him



It was in question whether the race would be held this year because Nicky Hayden, Ducatis factory rider is still trying to finish last years race, but it looks like he may cross the finish line just before qualifying session starts.



Dani Pedrosa,  fresh out of the courtroom is rejuvenated and ready to race after beating his sexual harassment charge.

His umbrella girl from last years race in Jerez accused him of making several agressive passes at her.  

The entire GP paddock testified on his behalf saying they have known him for 15 years and he has never attempted a pass on anyone.



2015 world champ Hector Barbera has stated that his rubber band, grappling hook to slingshot attachment is working better then ever and he is ready for another win at Le Mans



The sign in Randy De Puniets garage says 14 days without an accident.  His crew say this is a record for Randy and feel it is a good sign for the weekend.



Cal Crutchlow will be making his long awaited return as well.

Hes missed the last 3 years after Nicky Hayden got sick of being his personal berm and kicked the .... out of him.  Nickys quoted as saying "all those pasty English ..... are a bunch of ...... American ....., not the english ones. I beat his ... so bad he had to take 3 years off. I hope he learned his lesson and I hope his ..... compatriot Johnny Rea took note as well. If he comes to GP and tries that .... Im goin to beat the pulp out of him as well"



Jorge Lorenzo still suffering from a bruised ego and is doubtfull for the race.  He recieved the bruise after finding out that Marq Marquez had more billboards in Spain then he does.



Current WSBK champ Max Biaggi will be on hand for the Valentino Rossi memorial to be held before the race.

Max says he feels responsible for Rossis suicide after beating him for the WSBK title for the last 3 years



A lot of topics here but we got a bit of time to talk about them before the race time

Discuss
 
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Welcome back!
 
hey mt1960...knew you couldn't stay way...skin is thickening up nicely eh mate?
 
Yea .... you Jumkie. I would have something to say about you but when I google Jumkie nothing comes up
 
I know its a bit early to chat about the race but theres been some big news

Yamaha factory rider Mary Spies terminated her long time crew chief Tom Houseworth because he was found eating engine parts. Marys son and manager Ben went on to say that houseworths eating has been out of control since entering GP but he never thought he would get so hungry that he would be chowing on slipper clutches.

There is some disturbing news from Australia as well. Former champ and premature retiree Casey Stoner has been gone missing. There have been numerous reports of a chuppacabra dressed in his wife Adriannas clothes seen around his farm. Some of the superstitious locals are saying that this Chuppacabra has sucked the life out of him



It was in question whether the race would be held this year because Nicky Hayden, Ducatis factory rider is still trying to finish last years race, but it looks like he may cross the finish line just before qualifying session starts.



Dani Pedrosa, fresh out of the courtroom is rejuvenated and ready to race after beating his sexual harassment charge.

His umbrella girl from last years race in Jerez accused him of making several agressive passes at her.

The entire GP paddock testified on his behalf saying they have known him for 15 years and he has never attempted a pass on anyone.



2015 world champ Hector Barbera has stated that his rubber band, grappling hook to slingshot attachment is working better then ever and he is ready for another win at Le Mans



The sign in Randy De Puniets garage says 14 days without an accident. His crew say this is a record for Randy and feel it is a good sign for the weekend.



Cal Crutchlow will be making his long awaited return as well.

Hes missed the last 3 years after Nicky Hayden got sick of being his personal berm and kicked the .... out of him. Nickys quoted as saying "all those pasty English ..... are a bunch of ...... American ....., not the english ones. I beat his ... so bad he had to take 3 years off. I hope he learned his lesson and I hope his ..... compatriot Johnny Rea took note as well. If he comes to GP and tries that .... Im goin to beat the pulp out of him as well"



Jorge Lorenzo still suffering from a bruised ego and is doubtfull for the race. He recieved the bruise after finding out that Marq Marquez had more billboards in Spain then he does.



Current WSBK champ Max Biaggi will be on hand for the Valentino Rossi memorial to be held before the race.

Max says he feels responsible for Rossis suicide after beating him for the WSBK title for the last 3 years



A lot of topics here but we got a bit of time to talk about them before the race time

Discuss

hahahaha
 
Yea .... you Jumkie. I would have something to say about you but when I google Jumkie nothing comes up

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Glad you got your little spat out of your system. I knew you'd be back, didn't take you for someone who'd keep his word. Honestly, hope Casey can do the same. Btw, Like the new handle. Remember, wit is the key to staying here on the board.
 
I know its a bit early to chat about the race but theres been some big news

Yamaha factory rider Mary Spies terminated her long time crew chief Tom Houseworth because he was found eating engine parts. Marys son and manager Ben went on to say that houseworths eating has been out of control since entering GP but he never thought he would get so hungry that he would be chowing on slipper clutches.

There is some disturbing news from Australia as well. Former champ and premature retiree Casey Stoner has been gone missing. There have been numerous reports of a chuppacabra dressed in his wife Adriannas clothes seen around his farm. Some of the superstitious locals are saying that this Chuppacabra has sucked the life out of him



It was in question whether the race would be held this year because Nicky Hayden, Ducatis factory rider is still trying to finish last years race, but it looks like he may cross the finish line just before qualifying session starts.



Dani Pedrosa, fresh out of the courtroom is rejuvenated and ready to race after beating his sexual harassment charge.

His umbrella girl from last years race in Jerez accused him of making several agressive passes at her.

The entire GP paddock testified on his behalf saying they have known him for 15 years and he has never attempted a pass on anyone.



2015 world champ Hector Barbera has stated that his rubber band, grappling hook to slingshot attachment is working better then ever and he is ready for another win at Le Mans



The sign in Randy De Puniets garage says 14 days without an accident. His crew say this is a record for Randy and feel it is a good sign for the weekend.



Cal Crutchlow will be making his long awaited return as well.

Hes missed the last 3 years after Nicky Hayden got sick of being his personal berm and kicked the .... out of him. Nickys quoted as saying "all those pasty English ..... are a bunch of ...... American ....., not the english ones. I beat his ... so bad he had to take 3 years off. I hope he learned his lesson and I hope his ..... compatriot Johnny Rea took note as well. If he comes to GP and tries that .... Im goin to beat the pulp out of him as well"



Jorge Lorenzo still suffering from a bruised ego and is doubtfull for the race. He recieved the bruise after finding out that Marq Marquez had more billboards in Spain then he does.



Current WSBK champ Max Biaggi will be on hand for the Valentino Rossi memorial to be held before the race.

Max says he feels responsible for Rossis suicide after beating him for the WSBK title for the last 3 years



A lot of topics here but we got a bit of time to talk about them before the race time

Discuss



Class Man!
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Except Cal would kick Nicky's ... for sure!
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Glad you got your little spat out of your system. I knew you'd be back, didn't take you for someone who'd keep his word. Honestly, hope Casey can do the same. Btw, Like the new handle. Remember, wit is the key to staying here on the board.



Wit. Whats that?

I googled the definition and it reads- something that MT1992 lacks
 
i feel like puking right now.



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Congrats to Jorge thouogh, he deserves to be happy.
 

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