<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Jul 10 2009, 09:13 AM)
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"Rock the van!"
(Background: For our foreigner friends, we've been having a slue of commercials lately where they show iconic images vans in pop culture riding down the streets some of which are shown in car chases and ...., then they go to the modern van they're trying to sell, of course the message is, vans are cool. The commercial ends with, "Rock the Van!")
So Cali Kid recognizes this guy who had sold him one of the passes to the track. He happens to be a guy that works for an exhaust company of which I need a part for my bike so we spark up a conversation. It turns out the guy is sleeping in his van, so we invite him to our campsite to spend the night. He hangs out with us the rest of the day. While talking to him, it becomes increasingly apparent this guy is a massive pot smoker. I’m talking about the caliber of pothead that doesn’t want to do .... except smoke pot all the time! Anyway, when we get back to the campsite we naturally start drinking booze and taking tequila shots…
Pot smoker (we just met at the track) in the gay sunglasses with the blue tint:
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So obviously we get so ...... up we can’t ride our bikes into town. So we ask the pot smoker if he will take us. He starts saying ‘nah man, its cool, I’m just gonna kick it here’. We ask him repeatedly but the guy keeps giving us excuses. So we start telling him c’mon man, we are hooking you up with a place to stay and this and that, blablabla. But the guy won’t budge. So eventually we’ve been drinking and we are pretty much drunk (Roger, you can relate from last year). By this time we know none of us can drive so we start pressuring this dude to give up the van and take us into town. We promise him we will buy him food and ..... Well if you know a pot smoker, that’s the magic bullet, cuz they always get the ‘munchies’.
So we get in his van and continue the partying...
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Pot-smoker dirver
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We finally get into Monterey and we park in some shopping center. Of course we feel we haven't had enough to drink so we take a few more shots before we got to Cannery Row (the main street in town where all the activity is happening).
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Cannery Row
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Dinner (making the pot smoker happy)
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So by this time we’re so high that Cali Kid finds this fat chick to dance with and Clarky starts busting the moves on this chick that had some serious mileage on her (been around the block a few times if you know what I mean). Haha, I of course found some nice peace of ..., grade-A, prime meat of a chick to go hang out with. Hehehe. (jk)
Anyway, so we finish with this club and go on to the next one. But the second one is pretty wack. Meanwhile, pot-smoker has been whining and complaining all night that we are not gonna make the track curfew (they close the gates at midnight). So I tell him chill out, don’t worry. But all night he’s been bitching and complaining. None of us pay him any mind though. It was like we took the poor guy hostage. (What a dumb ..., the ...... never realized he could just up and leave, after-all we were all drunk and he had the keys to his own van). Hahaha. So we end up going to Clark’s hotel room. Which turned out to be more like a luxury suite at the Four Seasons. (No ........, this thing was huge). Pot smoker doesn’t want to come inside and says he’s gonna sleep in his van. (We start think, damn, this guy finally figured it out, he’s gonna bail out when we go inside the room. But we’re thinking, .... it, he got us this far.)
So we crash out and in the morning, there’s pot-smoker! In the parking lot. So we jump in and start yelling,
"Rock the van!"
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This gets pot-smoker all pumped up and starts hauling ... through the canyon! Bobbing and weaving, we all start leaning into curves as he accelerate out of turns like he's on a bike and all of us yelling and screaming slow the .... down. But he hauls more ...!
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Everything started getting blurring and fuzzy
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...... I thought this fool was gonna kill us. I started having visions of us being found three days later at the bottom of some canyon.
I guess that's what we call pot-smokers revenge as the driver yelled back, "I'M GONNA ROCK THE VAN!" FUUUUUCK!
....... classic. Love the pic of the pot head driving, he looks well baked hahaha