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JLo the loser, despite being the winner

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JLo is voted as the biggest loser of 2012, despite winning his second world title in 2012.

 

Why is Lorenzo loser of 2012 -

- Despite being champion, against natural trend (apart from Hayden) Lorenzo was considered as an unworthy champ. This is because once Pedrosa's bike got sorted, JLo got his ... whipped in the last 8 races of 2012

 

- Yamaha team decided to post a Youtube Video"Welcome Home Rossi" instead of video of "Congratulations Lorenzo". This must have hurt really big time for a guy like JLo with his swollen head and inflated ego. Yamaha is more interested in Rossi's publicity, and completely ignored JLo's 2012 title because Yamaha is fully aware that the manner in which JLo won the title is short of being called a disgrace, due to Lorenzo's lack of talent making the M1 looking second best all the time even though both bikes are equal.

 

- Lorenzo is proven to be a very unpopular rider in Spain and worldwide. This problem is hurting Yamaha's sales. Yes you need to win titles. but you need to sell alot of bikes to fund the racing team. The fact that Yamaha needs to re-employ publicity man and crowd favourite Rossi is a big double blow to Lorenzo.

 

Everyone including JLo and Yamaha know that Rossi in 2013 stands nearly zero chance of the title, and obviously slower and older than Lorenzo, yet Yamaha welcomed the old dog back despite pissing off Lorenzo in the process.Triple blow to JLo ego here

 

- Lorenzo's popularity with the crowd remained very low despite winning 2 titles, and despite all previous celebration efforts of goofy and fake clownish efforts such as  Lorezo Land nonsense, spaceman walk,...jumping into the pool. Lorenzo simply did not understand that he is not Rossi.

Contributing factor to his low popularity is because he won two lucky championships.

 

 

Is this the first time in history that the champion of the year is also the loser of the year?
 
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It never rains... it just pours. 
 
Thanks for the nice picture Big Jorge,...I think this picture of Lorenzo with water splashing down on him is very suitable for this thread. Its like an image potraying a loser in life being poured on with water.
 
MdubSTYLIE
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Moderators.  Can we get a clean up on isle 1, clean up on isle 1 please.


Mdub I think the silence treatment sequence should be initiated immediatly. I had no problem with the previous post but this dear friend is just thirsty for attention. I can't believe this guy :D 
 
Hey Cuckoo we get it!


YOU think Jorge is not a worthy champion.


and YOU think Dani should have won the championship AND was robbed through accidents whatever!


We know! We have read!


Now here's a little thing for you to do,


Look in the history books and see who's name is down for motogp champ 2012.


Now please don't cry you fcukwit because Dani's name ain't there.


We wouldn't want you to drown in your own tears, your far too entertaining for that.


Hang on, No now you are just boring and only the second person to make it on my ignore list!


Jouad whatever the fcuk his name was, was the first, 


We will see how long your lil ...... ... stays here.


psychic Phill predicts Not long.


So-long Cockoo you will never hear from me again!
 
Cookoo, you already opened up a thread with the same topic where many members have obliged you with thoughtful responses.  Can you please continue to post there please.  Opening up new threads with the same topic is not costumery or acceptable.  Thank You.


 


 


 


-----------Please merge threads-------------
 
Cuckoo.... does the one phrase "One Trick Pony" ring a bell. If you've set out to bore us all to death - mission accomplished.
 
Now that we know "Lucky Lorenzo" won the biggest loser award for 2012 (its official) maybe we should have a poll for who thinks the biggest loser of 2013 will be.......


 


My vote goes to cuckoo bird......he would have to be favourite for the title this year wouldnt he?
 
It's funny, in three years I've never seen this forum more united. Well trolled ...


Like Scotty on steroids this one.
 
bluegreen
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It's funny, in three years I've never seen this forum more united. Well trolled ...


Like Scotty on steroids this one.


 


 


I agree, the season end pre-season always needs someone to light a fart whilst wearing a tuxedo at a royal gala. He's gone through this place like a laxative through a <strike>budgie</strike> cuckoo. 


 


I can feel another poem. 


 


 


I'm trying to work out, is it Jumkie or Arab?


Roger or...Barry (that doesn't rhyme with Arab but he lives in the hills and eats carob) 


This place was becoming a hippy lovefest


Until the cuckoo jumped from his nest


 


Grabbed me by the nuts and said "harden up son" 


You're a boner and an Aussie, not Spain's No:1 


So how about put some .... on Yamaha's gun


 


And pretty soon ignore buttons were raised


and the new troll cuckoo was hardly praised


Mike told him to .... off and some said "...." 


Go back to Crash.net you avian runt


 


But everyone is on posting fresh


JK and Mdub had a stoush, not a real one, just jest


Geo ignored and MickD was really piqued (curious)


We've cuckoo and mods, all in one week


 


So was it all just a ploy from those in command?


To fire us up because it got a bit bland 


So who is this cuckoo, who isn't fresh to the nest


And how good are we, did we pass of fail the test? 
 
Can´t be Jumkie, unless he´s been on a no sleep-week long trolling bender.  Posting times don´t fit in with L.A.


 


A borred, dilusional, self entertaining dunce. 


 


I was trying to not reply to any of these similarly worthless threads, but I guess 3 lines I can spare!
 
Jumkie?  He must be the prime suspect.  Cuckoo's posts are growing longer and longer, and his paragraph cadence seems similar.  I think I remember Jum mentioning recurrent insomnia, so the unlikely posting times are not an issue.  Recently, CB has started to reference specific events in MotoGPs political past - just the sort of thing Jum loves.


 


Roger?  No way - CB's punctuation, grammar and spelling are far too accurate!


 


Arrab?  Naw, he'd be bored with CB's IQ-52 character.


 


Can't be Curve, there's been no mention of zombies or guns.  (Where the hell did he sneak off too, anyway?)


 


Ben?  The great unknown. 


 


Barry?  Just perhaps.


 


Any other candidates?
 
Andy Roo
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I agree, the season end pre-season always needs someone to light a fart whilst wearing a tuxedo at a royal gala. He's gone through this place like a laxative through a <strike>budgie</strike> cuckoo. 


 


I can feel another poem. 


 


 


I'm trying to work out, is it Jumkie or Arab?


Roger or...Barry (that doesn't rhyme with Arab but he lives in the hills and eats carob) 


This place was becoming a hippy lovefest


Until the cuckoo jumped from his nest


 


Grabbed me by the nuts and said "harden up son" 


You're a boner and an Aussie, not Spain's No:1 


So how about put some .... on Yamaha's gun


 


And pretty soon ignore buttons were raised


and the new troll cuckoo was hardly praised


Mike told him to .... off and some said "...." 


Go back to Crash.net you avian runt


 


But everyone is on posting fresh


JK and Mdub had a stoush, not a real one, just jest


Geo ignored and MickD was really piqued (curious)


We've cuckoo and mods, all in one week


 


So was it all just a ploy from those in command?


To fire us up because it got a bit bland 


So who is this cuckoo, who isn't fresh to the nest


And how good are we, did we pass of fail the test?


.


.


This post is hilarious because you have chosen to ignore posts by cuckoo bird View it anyway?


 


Superb!  :D
 
thedeal
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well cuckoo isnt me as every time i leave a post calling him a .... it gets removed,so cuckoo is a mod.


I think your right.  These mods are some real conniving ......
 
MdubSTYLIE
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I think your right.  These mods are some real conniving ......


 


:lol:  This thread is almost complete, all we need a MickyMouseD's self appointed Wannabe-Mod-fcuker Witchfinder General post telling us to stop feeding the troll, by of course, feeding the troll.  
 

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