Okay now that I've gotten some sleep I can give a real review. I'll follow Migs' model.
1. Pedrosa - I hate to say it but he finally did the business at Jerez, nobody was going to beat him today. He's leading the championship. That's never happened to him in his career.
2. Rossi - an unbelievable ride for a Bridgestone shod machine
3. Lorenzo - complete choke I'm guessing he got his tires wrong. The press conference corroborated this guess.
4. Hayden - 1/2 choke. The commentators revealed before the race that all of his spec parts are still not ready (didn't I say bits and pieces would go missing this weekend, I play it off as a joke, but my conspiracies are true
). Nevertheless, he figured out how to get rid of his front end push, he was the fastest man on track, then two huge mistakes in turn 1 on consecutive laps. He should have been second and he knows it.
5. Capirossi - what a great ride and congrats to Suzuki, he inherited the place from two rookies getting overzealous on the last bend but taking advantage of your opportunities is 9/10 of racing
6. Toser - too bad you're binging yourself into the flu, great ride nonetheless. I love watching you intimidate people. Where has that been since 2006. Its like someone made a rule that says you can't shove these prima donnas around when the 800s came out. Thankfully, you haven't read it.
7. Hopper - Kawasaki can't be more pleased. You've ridden well at a bogey track. You are 9 points clear of DePunt's '07 tally and you have matched your points tally at this time last year as well.
8. Dovi - great job to recover from a terrible qualifying session. You made a horrendous mistake and last 4 places in the final corner. Ooops, you had visions of Repsol dancing in your head and you got swallowed up by the battle-hardened mercenaries of the mid pack (I consider Toseland to be part of that clan. Have you seen the way he races?)
9. Nakano-not bad. I ditched you from my fantasy team and now I'm regretting it. Solid points scoring from the cheapest rider in the league.
10. Verme - he's such a nice guy but he needs to snap. He's been getting owned by the not so nice midpack melee. Does this guy have the ability to get mean?
11. Disaster. He wasn't going to hold third from Nicky. Why did he panic? Bad break with Nakano. He almost salvaged the weekend then off he goes again. He is always shooting people these looks like he had a right to his line.
Welcome to the big leagues, #1 is the focal point of their rage.
12. Melandri - for crying out loud. Race harder or crash trying. This is awful. Casey went off twice and he still beat you by over 2 seconds?
13. West - he's doing just as well as DePunt and OJ last year and he's probably cheaper. Kwak can't complain. Kawi paid 2.5 million for Hopper, do they even have any team resources left for West?
14. DeAngelis - he needs to find another day job. The preseason was filed with promise, now he's playing in the gravel or riding scared. That bike won't improve this season, he's done.
15. Elias - he's better than Guintoli. I'd bet anything that both he and Gresini wish they were still working together.
16. Guintoli - give up
Edwards - your swan song is playing. Turn it up.
DePuniet - LCR score another DNF?! shock
I'm looking forward to Estoril. Hayden will have his remaining parts (in theory), Toseland gets the pneumatic lump just in time for Estori's 1km straight. Two more guys should be joining the pointy-end party.