INDY 2010: Life is crazy

Sitting at LAX waiting for red eye flight to Indy. CK just made himself a cocktail with the Makers Mark he smuggled in. My pastor buddy Giddell just ...... up my order at McD's, but whos complaining, he paid for it. Im wondering what crazy .... adventure awaits me at Indy. Its the quiet before the storm. Im giddy with anticipation but also humbled from the undeserved good fortune of having this opportunity to go to another GP.



If i showed u a pic of the lunar landing, would some still question it as a hoax? How about a sun landing?





Lets do this...

Makers mark check

Red man chew check

Camera check

Lorenzo underware check

High hopes of some crazy .... going down check



The only thing I'm missing and I am going to miss are all the good peeps I've had tons of fun with at the races in the past! But there will be some good peeps at Indy so here we go!!!

Good luck on your Adventure guys n gals.Weather looks good

Get them Paddock pics n Rumours posted

if ya see Kropotkin wish him a good day for his bday



hmm Gorgeous George IronMan lid for Indy

Good times. Posting from my cell. Somebody said Kropo is here? Can somebody post a pic of this guy, i dont know what he ....... looks like. Im three deep into shots, downed 6 pack. Hangin with some dude named Cody, says he knows Nicky personally. I also here its Krops bday? .... man, i'll look fo his ... so i can offer him a shot. (He'll prob turn it down, as i hear hes Amish). Haha. Havin good time folks. Will post pics & stories later.



Go Nicky!!!

we'll be rolling in saturday morning. where are you guys gonna be hanging out?

steeeeeve said:

we'll be rolling in saturday morning. where are you guys gonna be hanging out?

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Tower suite 6. PM your cell.

Povol has yet to PM me his cell. Maybe he's scared.



Here are a few pics to keep you entertained. Stories will come subsequently...



Ducati garage

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Edwards thows me a tshirt. I miss the shirt but get the pic.

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Fiat 500 (Lorenzo)

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The boys couldn't stop laughing while being interviewed.

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When asked about the

American riders, Vale said he hope to see them on podium, but behind him. Crowd roars in laughter

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Guess who's RV this is? (Hint, one of the four Yamaha MotoGP riders),

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Lorenzo has lunch seated next to us at Fiat Hospitality.

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Then recognizes me and asks to take a pic. I told him no problem, but please, no autographs.

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The Powerslide gang at suite. Frosty, smiles cheek to cheek.

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Cali Kid takes power nap

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Just hanging with the boys

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Hey, BM was at Indy showing people how to back in a bike.

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Nicky signs my ticket.

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Excellent picture's Jum.

Had a little fun on the way up today. We came up thru the mountains of Kentucky and did some really nice roads. In one little obscure town, we are cruising thru minding our own business when we see 2 Harley dudes pull out of a gas station and seemed to be pursuing us. They followed for a few miles and then ....... the tractors into overdrive and went blowing by at about 100-110. Well, that triggered Kirks pounce mode and he goes blowing back by them at 150 or so. This obviously pissed them off and we were coming up to a red light. They pulled up beside him while he was slowing for the red light and started forcing him over towards the grass median. About that time the light changed green and we whacks the R1 and pulls over in front of them and is gone. Im behind the Harley bad boys as they set out after him again. In ther futile attempt to catch Kirk, they were paying zero attention to me so i figured i would have a little fun. I laid back and let them get a few hundred yards ahead and then pinned the 12 thru 5th gear. I split these clowns at around 170. I bet they are still cleaning the .... out of their pants They were genuine Harley bad boys that wore their cute Grim Reapers Kentucky vests. We roled into the next town and caught a red light, expecting all hell to break loose since they were behind us but i guess they were not in the kill the guy on the sportbike mode. They just sat there until the light turned and then went a different direction.

Jumkie said:

Povol has yet to PM me his cell. Maybe he's scared.



Here are a few pics to keep you entertained. Stories will come subsequently...



Ducati garage

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Edwards thows me a tshirt. I miss the shirt but get the pic.

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Fiat 500 (Lorenzo)

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The boys couldn't stop laughing while being interviewed.

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When asked about the

American riders, Vale said he hope to see them on podium, but behind him. Crowd roars in laughter

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Guess who's RV this is? (Hint, one of the four Yamaha MotoGP riders),

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Lorenzo has lunch seated next to us at Fiat Hospitality.

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Then recognizes me and asks to take a pic. I told him no problem, but please, no autographs.

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The Powerslide gang at suite. Frosty, smiles cheek to cheek.

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Cali Kid takes power nap

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Just hanging with the boys

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Hey, BM was at Indy showing people how to back in a bike.

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Nicky signs my ticket.

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I still have your number in my phone from last year. Give you a call Saturday

povol said:

I still have your number in my phone from last year. Give you a call Saturday

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Mr. Povol I'm looking foward to taking a shot with you!!!

Jumkie said:

Good times. Posting from my cell. Somebody said Kropo is here? Can somebody post a pic of this guy, i dont know what he ....... looks like. Im three deep into shots, downed 6 pack. Hangin with some dude named Cody, says he knows Nicky personally. I also here its Krops bday? .... man, i'll look fo his ... so i can offer him a shot. (He'll prob turn it down, as i hear hes Amish). Haha. Havin good time folks. Will post pics & stories later.



Go Nicky!!!

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1 busy guy on twitter a lot > kropo > Dave http://twitter.com/a...age/motomatters

....... classic Doohan & Mamola pic

Jumkie said:

Hey, BM was at Indy showing people how to back in a bike.

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Well Ok you have the weight right .... but its not me cos



though I'm about that weight, I'm more greyhound height



if I was backing it in I would have what weight I had fiurther forward



WTF is that bike!!?? looks like it wouldn't even try to turn a corner no matter how I tried





But then I also saw this:

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and realised why you have no idea of folks size!



and you have a go at Pedrosa all the time !! Mick is a pretty tiny bloke and he towers over you!!

Crikey Randy is even taller isn't he

BarryMachine said:

and realised why you have no idea of folks size!

and you have a go at Pedrosa all the time !! Mick is a pretty tiny bloke and he towers over you!!

Crikey Randy is even taller isn't he

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im standing in a ditch.

Jumkie said:

im standing in a ditch.

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I'll take that.....



I would also have accepted:



Mick and Randy hover a foot above the ground



or



Your had given way in the presence of such magnificence.

A few more pics to keep you interested. Stories to come later, right now its hard enough just posting these pics when your as drunk as me.



Lobby

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Hotdog lady (didn't have time for proper dinner)

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Frosty and Claude's friend Dave from UK. (I told him I have two buddies from the UK too, he said, "Oh you have two wooly back friends. I couldn't understand .... he said most of the time).

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Out on the streets

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Saw this bike that I though Johnnyknock might like.

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Cali Kid ran out of drink money, so he got an idea.

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This bike reminded me of Drill

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Jager girl

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James Toesland performing (I though that was odd)

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Assorted pics from the club. Not sure why, but this one chick decided her pants were just too much and decided to take off. Oh, and no, I didn't sneak these pics. They all knew I was taking them and actually encouraged it.

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This one was getting spanked by her friend. I guess she had been notty. So I spanked her too.

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This dude got stupid in club. Cops were none to pleased.

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Ok, headed to the track. 2 hours of semi-sleep. But .... it, I'll sleeep when I'm dead.

wolly back



A wool is short for the Liverpool term Wooly Back which is a derogatory expression for people from lancashire and cheshire, originating from the early 1900's when the population of lancashire used to wear a form of sheepskin coat and was considered to be a sheep shagger by scousers. This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse

a Liverpool football song from the 70's



There's a wooly over there

baggy kecks and feathered hair

with a 3 star jumper half way up his back

thats a f8cking wooly back



So he was not talking about me or arrab as arrab is Leicestershire and im from Hampshire . ....... scousers Hide your wallet jum if your hanging out with scousers.



Love these up skirt shots , First one has a bit of a rash going there

Povol. Great story. Laughing my ... off. Does Harley hand out "how to be an ....... " pamphlets with every bike sale.



Unicorns on a bike. That bike is the epitome of redundant gay advertising. Unicorns and colt logos together. And no dude making a unicorn snarl does not make it any more masculine. Jumkie if you happen to see the owner tell him how cool the unicorn is, and then say your chick has a tattoo of a unicorn just like it on her back. Come to think of it isn't that Peyton Mannings bike.



Pigeon your a gem. I swore to Jumkie that noone could find a picture of Kropo.



That Jager chick is what a real mexican looks like. Forget that skinny ..... that forgot how to eat in the Miss Universe thread. I'd chuck her out of bed for the Jager broad anyday. (no ... shots jums?)



Lemme guess. The owner of the trike was either a black guy or a white trash dude wearing a wife beater. (hint hint Benjamin sticker gives it away)

Jumkie said:

Lorenzo has lunch seated next to us at Fiat Hospitality.

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Read this people. Jumkie has FIAT HOSPITALITY !! ....... hell compa !!