Funny Quote from Troy Bayliss

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If you looked at me you wouldn't think I'd been in a motorbike accident, you'd think I hadn't paid some bill and the mafia had come and chopped one finger off with a pair of scissors and hit my nuts with a hammer because I haven't got another mark on my body!"

He went on to say the finger feels ok but the nuts issue is something they will have to work around this weekend.

Correction
His wreck at Donnington
 
I've never seen a rider close up who is missing a finger. Do they use normal people gloves, or do they wear special mutant gloves for those missing (or with shortened) digits?
 
Alpinestars made Jezza a special glove with the correct bit of finger missing.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tom @ Apr 12 2007, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Alpinestars made Jezza a special glove with the correct bit of finger missing.


I guess it'd be a limited market for the Jezza replica gloves then eh?
 
I thought I read a quote somewhere where Bayliss had said about the injury to his nuts that he'd 'split an atom'
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I guess you've got no choice but to have a laugh.......
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CaptainSnow @ Apr 13 2007, 02:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Bayliss can get one!! Hahaha
Is it the same finger though?

Bayliss lost hit little finger but Jezza lost his ring finger, so they'll need different gloves
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (povol @ Apr 12 2007, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>If you looked at me you wouldn't think I'd been in a motorbike accident, you'd think I hadn't paid some bill and the mafia had come and chopped one finger off with a pair of scissors and hit my nuts with a hammer because I haven't got another mark on my body!"

He went on to say the finger feels ok but the nuts issue is something they will have to work around this weekend.

Correction
His wreck at DonningtonTough as nails old Troy!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bull Goose @ Apr 13 2007, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I guess it'd be a limited market for the Jezza replica gloves then eh?
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When I first saw the photo of his Bayliss looknig at his hand I thought he just cut it, until someone pointed out he lost half his little finger.
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TB is a hard Cvnt is all I can say, moving to other motosport chat
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ogunski @ Apr 15 2007, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Now, what else can I get rid of to save a bit more weight.


That was cruel mate...

PS. Answering the question: A testicle!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VHMP01 @ Apr 15 2007, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>That was cruel mate...

PS. Answering the question: A testicle!

^^^ I thought of that, but then you face the added problem of throwing the bike out of balance. Having only one testiclecould be used as added ballast when leaning one way or another. If anyone can do it Troy can.
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