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JohnnyKnockdown
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No wonder why he has no cameras. Theres no room for one with all those bikes


Nice GPZ BJC.

Never seen one all in red. Did you buy that off Geo?
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Yet again you prove your inability to perform basic English comprehension. I never said I have no cameras, in fact I have a number of them. What I don't have are pictures of me riding bikes. Mostly because I am ON the bike at the time... but as you don't either ride or own a bike, I can understand you not knowing that subtle distinction.
 
BJ.C
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Yet again you prove your inability to perform basic English comprehension. I never said I have no cameras, <span style="font-size:18px;in fact I have a number of them. What I don't have are<span style="font-size:18px; pictures of me riding bikes. Mostly because I am ON the bike at the time... but as you don't either ride or own a bike, I can understand you not knowing that subtle distinction.
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Adjacent to the shed housing the thousands of motorcycles, there is a small room with BJC's collection of cameras.  And I might add, perhaps BJC doesn't have pictures of himself next to his 1000s of bikes, but it appears there is a self portrait image, undoubtedly taken with one of his fine photographic pieces of equipment.


 


 


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Thanks to the power of Macintosh zoom technology (of which BJC is quite familiar, being an Apple techinical developer), I was able to magnify the self-portrait image in the back ground.


 


 


 


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You would be correct if you noticed the muscular physique of BCJ.  After all, he built his own Gold's Gym which is located (yes you guessed it) behind the shed.  On a related note, one extensive collection of equipment we can determine BCJ does not own, is an assemblage of shaving gear.
 

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Jumkie
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Thanks to the power of Macintosh zoom technology (of which BJC is quite familiar, being an Apple techinical developer), I was able to magnify the self-portrait image in the back ground.

 

 

 
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You would be correct if you noticed the muscular physique of BCJ.  After all, he built his own Gold's Gym which is located (yes you guessed it) behind the shed.  On a related note, one extensive collection of equipment we can determine BCJ does not own, is an assemblage of shaving gear.
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That portrait does bear an uncanny resemblance to BJC (aka Bill Jates Computer genius) but im afraid it couldnt be him. That person is emulating the thinker, deep in thought pondering the unknown. He knows nothing about pondering and thinking just wikiing. BJC would undoubtedly be in the wikier pose. He would be sitting at a desk laden with one HP,one tosh and one mac,brow furrowed, teeth clenched and one finger hovering over the return button. Thats the portrait your looking for
 
BJ, I like you dude, but I have to give it to these guys, this is very ....... funny. Chill with it. 


 


FWIW I believe you rode those bikes. I saw you whilst orbiting above the earth on my secret space shuttle mission to ascertain if doughnuts taste the same in space (in case there are "space police" one day). 


 


They do, and you totally rock on a 500, just ignore those non astronauts. 


 


 


 


Edit; What is also funny is that my ex wife had this picture and said it was a dead ringer for me. (I'd link my pic from my crash thread - but neanderthal with body hair issue - Brother BJ!)
 
Ive been doing some sleuthing to attempt to uncover who the mystery man in the white leathers was. This type of work is my forte. In everyday life I am a detective.

My real name is Sherlock John Holmes. I am quite well known for penetrating deep into every literal and metaphoric crack and crevice in order to close my cases. My work is very hard but its very satisfactory. When I close a case it takes off a great load


Motochick if you need any PI work give me a call. My customer satisfaction rate is 100% and for you I would put in many hours to make sure the job is finished


Others on this forum have tried to deduce the mystery and concluded that BJC is the culprit but I have ascertained the facts and found that he was wrongfully accused.

First of all lets take into account the car. All BJC's cars have engines in their boots. He only owns Ferraris, Lambos and Porsches. So you see his helmet only could have been stored in the hood; not the boot.

Secondly BJC would not be wearing white leathers. Remember he has been a factory rider for all the manufacturers. He would be wearing

his race leathers from HRC, Yamaha, Suzuki or Kawasaki.

And lastly how could BJC be spectating when he is on the track racing?

So you see folks my powers of deduction are further reaching then others members


I have assembled a list of facts and clues. The key thread that ties the case together is the color white. I believe that by following that trail I will crack the mystery

Many PSers have an affinity toward white things and I believe one of these members is the culprit.

Here are my suspects so far.


Cliche: This guy hes all over threads like white on rice. If theres a thread about WSBK, snuff filmmaking or quantam physics he surely will post.


JohnnyKnockdown: This dude has been accused of being a Nazi. Johnny Jewhater. Mr ........... himself


Woodcote: I think we all could agree this guy is worthless but being a worthless .... doesnt make you guilty. he has proven that hes obsessed the color white by the prodigious amount of white out he uses around here.


Povol: Everything with him is either black or white and since he's from the south I'm suspecting hes partial to white


Lex: This legendary Texan owns the proverbial white elephant in the shape of cowboy boots


Talpa: This guy is forever chasing that legendary white whale that will never be seen again


Sackwack: We can scratch him off the list because his appearance at a race is rarer than a white unicorn sighting


Jumkie: He was an initial suspect but taken off the list when we determined he is more off white then white.

Motochick : She is a top suspect because she's white hot

Andy Roo: He was taken off the list once I learned everything to him is a purple haze


Krop: This suspect writes a lot of factual and informative articles but their all just white noise to us PSers


Willski: My last suspect. Although noone suspected him I thought something was fishy about his story. I always go by the old axiom. "He who smelt it dealt it.

Willski is the man in the white suit.

He was always on my radar, and what solidified his guilt were the words every single person on this forum who have met him, said when describing him

He's pretty fly for a white guy
 
JohnnyKnockdown
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Ive been doing some sleuthing to attempt to uncover who the mystery man in the white leathers was. This type of work is my forte. In everyday life I am a detective.

My real name is Sherlock John Holmes. I am quite well known for penetrating deep into every literal and metaphoric crack and crevice in order to close my cases. My work is very hard but its very satisfactory. When I close a case it takes off a great load


Motochick if you need any PI work give me a call. My customer satisfaction rate is 100% and for you I would put in many hours to make sure the job is finished


Others on this forum have tried to deduce the mystery and concluded that BJC is the culprit but I have ascertained the facts and found that he was wrongfully accused.

First of all lets take into account the car. All BJC's cars have engines in their boots. He only owns Ferraris, Lambos and Porsches. So you see his helmet only could have been stored in the hood; not the boot.

Secondly BJC would not be wearing white leathers. Remember he has been a factory rider for all the manufacturers. He would be wearing

his race leathers from HRC, Yamaha, Suzuki or Kawasaki.

And lastly how could BJC be spectating when he is on the track racing?

So you see folks my powers of deduction are further reaching then others members


I have assembled a list of facts and clues. The key thread that ties the case together is the color white. I believe that by following that trail I will crack the mystery

Many PSers have an affinity toward white things and I believe one of these members is the culprit.

Here are my suspects so far.


Cliche: This guy hes all over threads like white on rice. If theres a thread about WSBK, snuff filmmaking or quantam physics he surely will post.


JohnnyKnockdown: This dude has been accused of being a Nazi. Johnny Jewhater. Mr ........... himself


Woodcote: I think we all could agree this guy is worthless but being a worthless .... doesnt make you guilty. he has proven that hes obsessed the color white by the prodigious amount of white out he uses around here.


Povol: Everything with him is either black or white and since he's from the south I'm suspecting hes partial to white


Lex: This legendary Texan owns the proverbial white elephant in the shape of cowboy boots


Talpa: This guy is forever chasing that legendary white whale that will never be seen again


Sackwack: We can scratch him off the list because his appearance at a race is rarer than a white unicorn sighting


Jumkie: He was an initial suspect but taken off the list when we determined he is more off white then white.

Motochick : She is a top suspect because she's white hot

Andy Roo: He was taken off the list once I learned everything to him is a purple haze


Krop: This suspect writes a lot of factual and informative articles but their all just white noise to us PSers


Willski: My last suspect. Although noone suspected him I thought something was fishy about his story. I always go by the old axiom. "He who smelt it dealt it.

Willski is the man in the white suit.

He was always on my radar, and what solidified his guilt were the words every single person on this forum who have met him, said when describing him

He's pretty fly for a white guy
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A glimpse into the mind of Johnny WhiteTrash.


 


 


I concurre with your findings.  Willski has admitted to not owning a moto license nor a motorcycle, yet has a fetish for leather.  I never said the mystery man in the white leather suit was BJC, all I said is Willski sent me a picture.  And now that I think about it coupled with your powers of deduction, I must say you have a point.  My only question is why did Willski have stamped BJC on his ....
 
Jumkie
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A glimpse into the mind of Johnny WhiteTrash.

 

 

I concurre with your findings.  Willski has admitted to not owning a moto license nor a motorcycle, yet has a fetish for leather.  I never said the mystery man in the white leather suit was BJC, all I said is Willski sent me a picture.  And now that I think about it coupled with your powers of deduction, I must say you have a point.  My only question is why did Willski have stamped BJC on his ....
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Hasn't everyone left their stamp on Willski's ... at one time or another
 
Jumkie
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A glimpse into the mind of Johnny WhiteTrash.
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And they say Hell doesn't exist...  :rolleyes:
 
JohnnyKnockdown
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Hasn't everyone left their stamp on Willski's ... at one time or another
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Think this should say


Doesn't everyone want to leave their stamp on Willski's ...


There is a difference.....
 
We're discussing Willski's ... now? Seriously, this thread gets weirder every time I open it. :rolleyes:


 


Loved the idea of the dude in leathers getting out of a car, that's classic. Shame you didn't follow him to listen in as he told people what he rides.
 
Gaz
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Not BM's, no Hyosung to be seen   :)
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Hence why its not very interesting.


 


The list of bikes in my virtual museum would be ........ obscure by popularity of "the masses/mob".
 
Lyria
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We're discussing Willski's ... now? Seriously, this thread gets weirder every time I open it. :rolleyes:

 

Loved the idea of the dude in leathers getting out of a car, that's classic. Shame you didn't follow him to listen in as he told people what he rides.
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Willski doesnt ride
 
Willski
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I can get me knee down in a car though Johnny Pantsdown
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Personally I prefer a car with such a low wheelbase my ... is only 5-6ins off the road.


A 348 Ferrari has been the best so far ;)


The all time favorite was a custom built Fiesta 4x4 cosworth.


Man was that fast, old bill didn't stand a chance ;)


Afraid you don't have time or space to get the knee down in these ;)
 

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