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Casey Stoner non correrà in Qatar

From motosprint: Casey Stoner To Miss Qatar!

The Aussie’s lactose intollerance is acting up again causing him the same symptoms that kept him out of three races last year. Colin Stoner is ready to send an e-mail to Ducati saying that his son may have to miss out on the season opener. Casey is seeing another doctor.

Colin Stoner, papà di Casey, ha pronte poche righe di e-mail da mandare alla Ducati per comunicare al team che il figlio rischia di non essere al via della prima prova del Motomondiale. L’australiano soffre per il riproporsi dei malesseri che l’hanno tenuto lontano dalle corse lo scorso anno per più di un mese e dai quali sembrava guarito. Vomito e debolezza fisica potrebbero essere tornati per un non totale rispetto della ferrea dieta che proibisce a Stoner il latte e i suoi derivati, di cui Casey va matto.

Il mondiale rischia così di perdere uno dei più forti avversari di Valentino Rossi. Domani, dopo un consulto con l'ennesimo specialista, Stoner deciderà se partire o meno per il Qatar.

http://www.motosprint.it/motomondiale/moto...%C3%A0+in+Qatar!













































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Things ppl Write on April's fool.

From motocorse.com: Max Biaggi to Wildcard in MotoGP with Aprila! Rossi Protests!

Two race wins by the Roman Emperor at Portimao has prompted the Piaggio Group to have Biaggi wildcard on a slightly modified version of the Aprilia RSV4 F. Biaggi will be taking part in three MotoGP races at the Mugello, Brno and Barcelona. Biaggi was quoted as saying: The Black Corsair is back and I how destroyed Doohan, I’ll do the same to Rossi! While MotoGP superstar Valentino Rossi is already on Carmelo Ezpeleta’s doorstep asking the Spanish manager to stop Biaggi from returning.
 
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Just for that here ... have an advanced copy of a postcard I am going to put together for folk who annoy Stoner ...

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The wording will be:

Watch out Casey's gunna get you.

His helmet is off ........ and he's had a pint of milk, a jar of cream, and a block of cheese

and he's looking right at you!
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 And in other MotoGP news, Italian star Valentino Rossi has wed his lifelong lover and confidant, <span style='font-family: "Verdana"'><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%<span style="color:Black<span style='font-family: "Verdana"'><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%<span style="color:black<span style='font-family: "Verdana"'><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%<span style="color:black<span style='font-family: "Verdana"'><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%<span style="color:blackAlessio Salucci, better known by his nickname of Uccio. They two will be married by the Pope in at secret underground ceremony in Vatican City.

Uccio has ALWAYS been loyal to Rossi, selflessly foregoing all other human contact....

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soup have it.
http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2010/Apr/100401a.htm

Exclusive: Pegram To Replace Stoner On Ducati MotoGP Team
by staff
Thursday, April 01, 2010

In a bombshell move, Ducati is set to suddenly replace former world champion Casey Stoner on the factory MotoGP team with American Larry Pegram mere weeks before the start of the MotoGP season.

Ducati team manager Vito Guareschi briefly commented today, April 1.

"After speaking with Larry it's clear that we have overlooked one of the best riders in the world. We certainly thank Casey for his time with Ducati, race wins and MotoGP championship but after speaking with Larry, we knew we needed to make a change."

Pegram was unapologetic that he'd put Stoner off the team.

"Yeah, so what took them so long huh? Casey's a good rider but I mean what's he weigh, like eighty pounds? I mean come on, this ain't horse racin', it's motorcycle racin'. Plus, think about how much I can help Nicky out, you know, in development and showin' him the lines and stuff. Face it, they need me."

ENDS
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BarryMachine @ Apr 1 2010, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>
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Just for that here ... have an advanced copy of a postcard I am going to put together for folk who annoy Stoner ...

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The wording will be:

Watch out Casey's gunna get you.

His helmet is off ........ and he's had a pint of milk, a jar of cream, and a block of cheese

and he's looking right at you!
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....and he definately needs a dump!
 
Miss Qatar

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I would stick with Adriana. You never buy a pig in a poke
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (heng47 @ Apr 2 2010, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>And the follow-up story....

http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/4102/dor...ril-fools-story
Ty Heng
ROFLMAO
According to the Italian website, who could still be pulling our leg and still having a laugh at our expense, one the more famous victims of their joke was Dorna, who contacted Ducati to find out if there was any truth to the story. Ducati management, took only a couple of seconds to realize that it was April Fool’s Day, but as they say, it’s better to be safe than sorry, phoned Motosprint.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pigeon @ Apr 14 2010, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>It Worked the fool got .... out of Qatar

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I've just thought of something........He's not lactose intollerant....what colour is cheese, it's YELLOW......Stoner is ROSSI intollerant!
 

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