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Casey Stoner school of medicine

povol

povol

Joined Feb 2007
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Tennessee
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Obviously human piss is a cure all. I have heard ole timers say a couple of drops will cure an ear infection. I had a guy tell me to piss on my sons leg after he was stung by a jelly fish. Know we find out that pissing on your hands before you go to bed toughens up your skin if you have a blister problem.
 
Well im sure Southerners such as urself Pov, have used piss to remedy many aliments.
 
when i'm scared wetting myself calms me down to

also brushing your teeth with your partners urine is great, thanks spain for that tip!
 
Stoner is not along in his beliefs.





Male porcupines use their urine to soften the female's quills before mating, while vultures urinate on their legs to cool themselves.



In 1978, the Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai, a longtime practitioner of urine therapy, spoke to Dan Rather on 60 Minutes about urine therapy. Desai stated that urine therapy was the perfect medical solution for the millions of Indians who cannot afford medical treatment.[sup][28][/sup]



30 Billion Indians can't be wrong.... right?



Among other modern celebrities, the British actress Sarah Miles has drunk her own urine for over thirty years, in claiming the belief that it immunizes against allergies, amongst other health benefits.[sup][30][/sup]



Major League Baseball player Moisés Alou urinates on his hands to alleviate calluses, which he claims allows him to bat without using batting gloves.[sup][31][/sup] Madonna explained to talk show host David Letterman that she urinates on her own feet to help cure her athlete's foot problem.[sup][32][/sup]



Mixed martial arts fighter Lyoto Machida revealed in an interview that he drinks his own urine.[sup][33][/sup] His father, Yoshizo Machida, admitted he got Lyoto to start doing that after he couldn't get rid of his cough three years ago.



[sup][34][/sup] MMA fighter Luke Cummo has been a long-time advocate of the practice.

Boxer Juan Manuel Márquez drank his own urine during a filmed training session for the HBO series 24/7 promoting the Marquez/Mayweather fight, he revealed that he believed the practice was of great nutritional benefit aiding his intensive workouts.[sup][35][/sup]



Famed Powerslide Godfather Jumkie frequently likes getting pissed.



Famed Powerslide Sodfather Chopper has maintains that the longevity of his posts is a direct result of pissing people off just for fun.



Renown bassist Pete is known for taking the piss. What he does with it once obtained is anyone's guess.



Raconteur and Powerslide intellectual Arib has been known to have great powers of pissuasion.



SS56 is just a pissant.
 
Jumkie said:
Well im sure Southerners such as urself Pov, have used piss to remedy many aliments.
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MdubSTYLIE said:
Yea I suppose you could piss on your hands or buy a bottle of ...... hand lotion.
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I understand you're something of an expert on that stuff. Any recommendations?





In any event - it explains why all the riders never shake hands except when wearing gloves.





Also.... I hear Rossi uses Uccio's farts to dry his hands to save on paper towels. That's one way of going green.
 
Keshav said:
I understand you're something of an expert on that stuff. Any recommendations?





In any event - it explains why all the riders never shake hands except when wearing gloves.





Also.... I hear Rossi uses Uccio's farts to dry his hands to save on paper towels. That's one way of going green.
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I would say Jergens, but cs is would probably prefer something that smells fancy from bath and body. but that .... is expensive and he is retiring so he should probably just buy a walmart off brand lotion.
 
povol said:
What kind of hand lotion toughens your skin. I will make sure not to purchase it.
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WTF piss on them if you want tougher hands I guess. But if you want to get rid of callus on your hand then use lotion. Lets try it out. I have some calluses right now, I will use lotion to see if my hands get better. You piss on your and report back to me. Where the hell if motochick or kitty? I need some back up on this.
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Jumkie said:
Well im sure Southerners such as urself Pov, have used piss to remedy many aliments.
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Judging by the amount of, Calvin peeing on something stickers I see adorning rednecks cars in the south, its safe to say that they view pee as a cure all of just about everything from sports teams to presidents





Is it a surprise that our resident inbred is defending this practice



Gymnasts probabaly have the most calloused hands of any sport from swinging around bars for umpteen hours a day.

They sleep their hands covered in vitamin E and gloves and have been for a long time.



 
JohnnyKnockdown said:
Judging by the amount of, Calvin peeing on something stickers I see adorning rednecks cars in the south, its safe to say that they view pee as a cure all of just about everything from sports teams to presidents
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Oddly enough, its the ones they help elect that do all the pissing on the American people. Maybe thats why they do it, as they get pissed on too and seem to love it.
 
I got fake piss on my hands before a drug test. I actually looked like I pissed myself a bit. Didn't seem to help my hands much.
 
If i'm ever at at track and am lucky? enough to catch the winners glove thrown into the crowd , im throwing the ...... back at the dirty .......!
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JohnnyKnockdown said:
Judging by the amount of, Calvin peeing on something stickers I see adorning rednecks cars in the south, its safe to say that they view pee as a cure all of just about everything from sports teams to presidents





Is it a surprise that our resident inbred is defending this practice



Gymnasts probabaly have the most calloused hands of any sport from swinging around bars for umpteen hours a day.

They sleep their hands covered in vitamin E and gloves and have been for a long time.
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Interesting word grouping. Maybe you should try converting it all into a coherent sentence before denigrating the cultural achievements of Americans south of the Mason Dixon line.
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Re: the gymnasts - that would be the women ones who have to keep their skin suppple

for giving hand-jobs to the coach.
 
Keshav said:
Interesting word grouping. Maybe you should try converting it all into a coherent sentence before denigrating the cultural achievements of Americans south of the Mason Dixon line.
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Re: the gymnasts - that would be the women ones who have to keep their skin suppple

for giving hand-jobs to the coach.
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It would be like getting a hand job from a chick with sand paper in her hand my man, no thank you. But they are competitive so they give head better than a fat chick.
 

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