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 I'm Dutch. Although the Germans have occasionally ignored it, the Netherlands are in fact not part of Germany.
Technically...I suppose.

Anyway, u guys debating the supposed factory spec of Bradls machine. How many "factory" riders dont get paid by the factory? (Based on recent commentart during a race). If true, Don't kid urself, it aint a full factory spec and certainly not full factory "supported."
 
Jumkie
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Technically...I suppose. Anyway, u guys debating the supposed factory spec of Bradls machine. How many "factory" riders dont get paid by the factory? (Based on recent commentart during a race). If true, Don't kid urself, it aint a full factory spec and certainly not full factory "supported."


 


But if we blindfolded Bradl and sent him out on his bike and then a 'full factory' one, would he know the ....... difference?


 


More importantly, would he even be able to ride blindfolded?
 
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Technically...I suppose.
 
Of course, I realize it's difficult for you yanks to distinguish between all those weird people across to pond, as your frequent interchangeable use of 'euro riders' and 'spanish riders' suggests. Then again, to my mind, all yanks are fast food eating, gun obsessed, religious nuts that enjoy living in a country with third world welfare state provisions.
 
stiefel
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Of course, I realize it's difficult for you yanks to distinguish between all those weird people across to pond, as your frequent interchangeable use of 'euro riders' and 'spanish riders' suggests. Then again, to my mind, all yanks are fast food eating, gun obsessed, religious nuts that enjoy living in a country with third world welfare state provisions.


 


Careful there son. When the Euros get into their petty squabbles they usually cry out for help and the good old USA comes over to fix things. We fail to mention that we do a lot of shagging while over there - about 99% of all the shagging to be exact. So it's safe to assume that you only have a 1% chance of being free of Yank blood flowing in your veins. We Yanks are fantastic on the battlefield and in the bedroom.


 


But as far as the Euro vs Spanish rider thing you might be correct. Interchangeable terms those.
 
whammy
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Careful there son. When the Euros get into their petty squabbles they usually cry out for help and the good old USA comes over to fix things. We fail to mention that we do a lot of shagging while over there - about 99% of all the shagging to be exact. So it's safe to assume that you only have a 1% chance of being free of Yank blood flowing in your veins. We Yanks are fantastic on the battlefield and in the bedroom.


 


But as far as the Euro vs Spanish rider thing you might be correct. Interchangeable terms those.


Brilliant sir
 
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358112" data-author="whammy

Careful there son. When the Euros get into their petty squabbles they usually cry out for help and the good old USA comes over to fix things. We fail to mention that we do a lot of shagging while over there - about 99% of all the shagging to be exact. So it's safe to assume that you only have a 1% chance of being free of Yank blood flowing in your veins. We Yanks are fantastic on the battlefield and in the bedroom.
 
But as far as the Euro vs Spanish rider thing you might be correct. Interchangeable terms those.
The last time you guys made an impression on the battlefield was in '45. Which was also around the last time you could even see your own genetalia, let alone make an impression in the bedroom.
 
stiefel
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 The last time you guys made an impression on the battlefield was in '45. Which was also around the last time you could even see your own genetalia, let alone make an impression in the bedroom.


 


Easy now son. .........notice I keep calling you son - don't want to offend any of your step brothers or step sisters just in case you are one of my offspring.


 


After all the wailing and moaning you Euros (or is that Spanish) did when we used our big firecracker in '45 we decided to have only kind and gentle wars so you crybabies would not get so upset. Besides if we drag out the wars and don't try to win we then get to do more shagging. Best for us that.


 


FWIW someone has bribed me to warm you up for Jumkie to make things more fair.


 


My non Euro pick for podium at Indy is going to be Bradl
 
stiefel
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I thought you are Jumkie.


No way am I Jumkie - I can barely read some of his long winded posts much less understand them.


 


Guess you paid me back with that one statement. LOL
 
Bradl gets to keep his Honda next season.


 


 


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Technically...I suppose.

Of course, I realize it's difficult for you yanks to distinguish between all those weird people across to pond, as your frequent interchangeable use of 'euro riders' and 'spanish riders' suggests. Then again, to my mind, all yanks are fast food eating, gun obsessed, religious nuts that enjoy living in a country with third world welfare state provisions.

Yanks see it this way. Across the pond, U got: 1. Brits (sometimes erroneous lumped in as English), 2. Euros, and 3. commie Russians.

The only time we distinguish between Euro "nations" is to point out how much gayer Frenchies are to all the other .... Euros.

Sorry to burst ur bubble, but the Nederlands hardly register. They are as memorable as luxingburge and that other small country that starts with an L. We know u guys more as from Holland (but thats only because children's books like to depict those wooden shoes u guys wear and thos windmills that keep ur country cute). But honestly even that is obscure. U really should rename ur country Amsterdam, becuz thats the only .... we know u for honestly.
 
Come on outta the bullpen stiefel ....... You plenty warmed up for the game.
 
I went to Amsterdam once. Bet guys didnt know that smoking pot is legal there. Its a hidden secret. The weed bar was fun lol but the whole city is a stinking dump.

I went with some GF's and we were constantly approached by pimps that wanted us to become whores. The Dutch people are all sick, perverted, cigarette addicted ... fiends. I wouldnt go back in fear of my safety
 
MotoChick
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I went to Amsterdam once. Bet guys didnt know that smoking pot is legal there. Its a hidden secret. The weed bar was fun lol but the whole city is a stinking dump.

I went with some GF's and we were constantly approached by pimps that wanted us to become whores. The Dutch people are all sick, perverted, cigarette addicted ... fiends. I wouldnt go back in fear of my safety


Worst kept secret in the world. I was hearing about Amsterdam's pot cafe's back in the 80's and that pot is not legal in Amsterdam, they just choose not to enforce "soft drug" laws.
 
povol
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Worst kept secret in the world. I was hearing about Amsterdam's pot cafe's back in the 80's and that pot is not legal in Amsterdam, they just choose not to enforce "soft drug" laws.
It's a bit more complex than that. Buying pot, selling pot and growing some for private use is basically legal, although there are some restrictions to this. Growing with the purpose of selling is not legal.
 
MotoChick
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I went to Amsterdam once. Bet guys didnt know that smoking pot is legal there. Its a hidden secret. The weed bar was fun lol but the whole city is a stinking dump.

I went with some GF's and we were constantly approached by pimps that wanted us to become whores. The Dutch people are all sick, perverted, cigarette addicted ... fiends. I wouldnt go back in fear of my safety


 


Hidden Secret?  It is probably the most well known thing about Amsterdam.  The secret is that the city is actually quite rich in history and culture if you stay out of the grimey bits.  Dutch people are pretty crazy, but on my travels I've always found them to be extremely nice and generally good fun.  Holland is nice place, if I lived there I would miss hills though as I live in Yorkshire


 


When I went to the GP at Assen in 2008 the rules of the 'family campsite' were no more than 5g of soft drugs.  The laws out there are odd, I can't remember the details but it's something along the lines of it being illegal to smoke weed but it is legal to have it.  They tend not to enforce the smoking part though.  Further from Amsterdam the rules have recently changed, I think they wont sell anything to people who do not have a government issued ID card.  That means if you want to smoke you have to tell the government, and tourists can't come over the border to buy things and take them into neighboring countries.
 
Fcuk MotoChick you hooked a few there!


Guys be serious for just one minute FFS!


 


Best kept secret! LMFAO!


Best laid bait more like!


Or a totally Blonde cover up ;)
 

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