Sigh. Berry, please try harder - you're not even filling your post with the requisite amounts of emoticons any more. What's up? - have the little yellow faces in your head stopped talking to you today?
What's wrong with talking dogs in fireman's hats? It took a particularly unique strain of Owsley acid in the water supply at Hannah Barbera's to conceive of that. Anyhow, think about it Berry, it's no less ridiculous than shutting the throttle on a Ducati 848........................................................................................................................
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....................................................................................................................................................................on a public road when slowing for a corner and routinely locking up the back wheel and inexplicably simultaneously spinning the rear wheel around the bend in the process. I should have known not to listen to you Berry.....and because I did, I am now impatiently prodding away at my Mac Book keyboard with a stick attached to my head.
But you always reply don't you, just as you will to this, because being Berry, like that illusive apex that you claim to hit sideways everytime, that supposed clever 'BM spin' yet in reality you are always destined to end up way wide of the mark. Which is why we like pushing your buttons you buffoon.
On the subject of addictions....only five emoticons Berry this time. Are you yourself finally in the process being slowly weaned away from your dependency through something like The 12 Steps Programme? Can I help?
Yes I think I probably can. Here's a poem I wrote only last week entitled 'Berry Berry' to be recited out loud in the style of Rik from the Young Ones:
Berry-Berry: by Arrabbiata1. (awl mi own werk)
Why see red Berry?
Think what you’ve said Berry!
the only skids that come to pass
are those delivered from your ...
and who the hell is Barry Machine?
is he straight or is he a queen?
what does all your posting mean?
....perhaps you're really Ralph Sheheen
Don't be blue Berry,
We think of you Berry
Sat in the corner all alone,
of a New South Wales Nursing home
And yes I really have to ask,
those random comments that you pass,
are the threads you spin deliberate farce?
or just the 'eight ball' up your arse
Those bales are straw berry,
Guess what they’re for Berry,
Cause if you ride like you prescribe
They’re there to save your Aussie hide
The weathers great - please look outside,
you really should go take a ride,
why not even learn to slide?
it'd be much better if you really tried
You are my elder Berry
..are you a welder Berry?
were all those fabricated frames
more ‘fabricated’ Berry claims
and when you claim to back it in
we all know what you’re lacking in
the basic understanding
that it doesn’t mean a rear wheel spin!
Don't be so black Berry
just change your tack Berry,
make a friend or shag the wife,
just don't pretend you have a life
And do you really feel so great?
alone astride your 848...............
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pretending that you're braking late,
but only when you ..........
Do you use a rasp Berry?
Is that in your grasp Berry?
…are you really an engineer,
And do you ever rear wheel steer?
Do you have Beriberi?
Who plucked your cherry Berry?
cause when you say you back it in,
you're really using vaseline
You really are beyond all hope
Knocking me for smoking dope
A sad and lonely misanthrope
Go spin upon your gyroscope
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