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View Poll Results: Who gets Lorenzo's ride?
Zarco 19 76.00%
Crutchlow 1 4.00%
Alex Marquez 5 20.00%
other 0 0%
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November 19th, 2019, 01:01 PM   #81
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I'm even not sure Alex wants to be with Honda beyond 2020. The bond between brothers seems to be strong right now. A tough test is coming up.
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its all about signing for 2021 now, I think a lot of riders will move around, some will see their stock rise, some will see their stock sink, and some will find they are to old to continue racing...
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Pure evil cheating Spanish bastards

ALEX JOINS MARC TO CREATE ‘SUPER EVIL TEAM’

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Key evil points

Repsol is Dorna’s Spanish sponsor that gets preferential treatment
Evil HRC use profound immorality to run their team
Marc Marquez is a cheat with no respect for other riders
Alex is the brother of Marc and therefore guilty by association
Alex Marquez has sensationally replaced Jorge Lorenzo and joined Repsol Honda to create what has already been termed as a ‘Super Evil Team’ the likes of which the world has never seen before.

The Moto2 champion is universally hated by a large section of MotoGP fans for being the brother of the even more universally hated Marc. Combining both brothers into one convenient team, that also happens to be Spanish, has give a healthy subsection of fans a clear focus point for their hatred in 2020.

“I hate Alex and always want him to fall off” stated one lifelong motorcycle racing fan who will stop watching MotoGP when Rossi retires “So I’m naturally very pleased he’s joined his cheating brother. Up until now I’ve had to watch the Moto2 race to project my bitterness toward Alex whilst willing him to crash. With them both in the same team I can focus all my energy in one place which allows me more time to post my hatred on the internet.”

Unlike the outgoing Lorenzo Marc will have no problems with sharing all his knowledge and data with his younger brother to help him get up to speed as quickly as possible.

“No doubt Marc will be telling him all the ways he can cheat – like in 2015 when he stopped Vale winning the title” explained our fan “I expect all these cheating tricks will be passed on to Alex along with how to eat noisily – unlike Vale the Goat who I know for a fact eats the quietest of all the riders. That’s what makes him the Goat.”

However it’s not just the deceitful brothers that will make the Honda team so despised – the HRC Repsol team is Spanish and so are MotoGP owners Dorna. This obviously sparks fears of all parties colluding and putting the other teams at an obvious disadvantage.

“I hate the Spanish” concluded our neutral race fan “Dorna are Spanish and so are Respol and Marquez meaning they’re all cheating together. It doesn’t matter if you’re the best rider like Vale – if you’re not Spanish you’ll never win in MotoGP. Everyone knows that Dorna have been stopping Vale getting his 10th championship for many years now…and making his bike slow.”

Alex will start testing the Honda this week at the Valencia test.
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November 20th, 2019, 12:18 AM   #84
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ALEX JOINS MARC TO CREATE ‘SUPER EVIL TEAM’

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Key evil points

Repsol is Dorna’s Spanish sponsor that gets preferential treatment
Evil HRC use profound immorality to run their team
Marc Marquez is a cheat with no respect for other riders
Alex is the brother of Marc and therefore guilty by association
Alex Marquez has sensationally replaced Jorge Lorenzo and joined Repsol Honda to create what has already been termed as a ‘Super Evil Team’ the likes of which the world has never seen before.

The Moto2 champion is universally hated by a large section of MotoGP fans for being the brother of the even more universally hated Marc. Combining both brothers into one convenient team, that also happens to be Spanish, has give a healthy subsection of fans a clear focus point for their hatred in 2020.

“I hate Alex and always want him to fall off” stated one lifelong motorcycle racing fan who will stop watching MotoGP when Rossi retires “So I’m naturally very pleased he’s joined his cheating brother. Up until now I’ve had to watch the Moto2 race to project my bitterness toward Alex whilst willing him to crash. With them both in the same team I can focus all my energy in one place which allows me more time to post my hatred on the internet.”

Unlike the outgoing Lorenzo Marc will have no problems with sharing all his knowledge and data with his younger brother to help him get up to speed as quickly as possible.

“No doubt Marc will be telling him all the ways he can cheat – like in 2015 when he stopped Vale winning the title” explained our fan “I expect all these cheating tricks will be passed on to Alex along with how to eat noisily – unlike Vale the Goat who I know for a fact eats the quietest of all the riders. That’s what makes him the Goat.”

However it’s not just the deceitful brothers that will make the Honda team so despised – the HRC Repsol team is Spanish and so are MotoGP owners Dorna. This obviously sparks fears of all parties colluding and putting the other teams at an obvious disadvantage.

“I hate the Spanish” concluded our neutral race fan “Dorna are Spanish and so are Respol and Marquez meaning they’re all cheating together. It doesn’t matter if you’re the best rider like Vale – if you’re not Spanish you’ll never win in MotoGP. Everyone knows that Dorna have been stopping Vale getting his 10th championship for many years now…and making his bike slow.”

Alex will start testing the Honda this week at the Valencia test.
Intended sarcastically I trust, although I am sure there are Rossi fans who could propound the above in all seriousness.

I don’t think Rossi has done himself any good living in a bubble informed by Uccio these last 10 years. MM has basically laughed at his attempts at intimidation both on and off-track.
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Holy shit that is amazing.
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I really wouldn’t be surprised if Uccio “retired” for the coming season. Not that I think it would make a difference in performance for the golden boy. Might as well bring a new personal assistant in with a new crew chief. Body language doesn’t need translation.
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