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October 8th, 2018, 03:03 AM   #141
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The guy looks like a total retard. His chin and neck is all once piece. Must have gotten worst after Romano bitch slapped him. The the other out of the closet fag max............... Geezs
Wonder if Rossi says "squeeze my arse"
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Would discussing this.




Be classed as Cod psychology?

Or do I run the risk of changing the subject to some ex-racer?
It's a bit fishy if you ask me.
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Rossi is trying to re-invent himself by changing his crew chief. I think he should also look at replacing his Rider assistant, namely Uccio.

Max Montanari is way better than Uccio Salucci as a rider assistant and should be promoted to the top spot. Rossi needs a rider assistant that actually cares and doesn't just take from his good nature. Max Montanari drives the motorhome, he cooks the food, he wakes Rossi up, he makes Rossi coffee, he puts Rossi to sleep, he washes and cleans Rossi, he grooms Rossi, he even cleans and folds Rossi's clothes. When Uccio did this job he would just rush it and scrunch up Rossi's underpants and chuck them in the drawer, Uccio couldn't handle it... clearly zero fucks given.

Max, he carefully irons the underpants first then folds them into nice little triangle shapes and places them neatly in the drawer in a random colour arrangement so that Rossi can simply grab the top pair and they will always be a new colour for him to wear each day, he also arranges them in such a way that a yellow pair will always be on the very top of the pile come Sunday morning 'for luck'.

I can't wait for 2021 when DORNA formally introduce MotoRAC the Rider Assistant Championship to run alongside the Constructors and Team Championships, it's such an important aspect of the sport that never gets the respect it deserves. Max Montanari will win it in the first year easily he is already the favourite. Uccio will be wooden spoon.... finishing dead last im sure.

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October 19th, 2019, 11:58 PM   #144
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Max Montanari drives the motorhome, he cooks the food, he wakes Rossi up, he makes Rossi coffee, he puts Rossi to sleep, he washes and cleans Rossi, he grooms Rossi, he even cleans and folds Rossi's clothes.
I hope this is a goof on the Yellow one and his sycophants.
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I hope Rossi will get to the podium this year. Otherwise he may retire and I'm really looking forward to cheer to his achievements next year. Rossi 10th, Rossi 15th, Rossi battles with Abraham, I want to enjoy all that.
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I hope Rossi will get to the podium this year. Otherwise he may retire and I'm really looking forward to cheer to his achievements next year. Rossi 10th, Rossi 15th, Rossi battles with Abraham, I want to enjoy all that.
Kind of like cheering for JLo's achievements at the moment ...
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October 21st, 2019, 05:50 AM   #147
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I hope Rossi will get to the podium this year. Otherwise he may retire and I'm really looking forward to cheer to his achievements next year. Rossi 10th, Rossi 15th, Rossi battles with Abraham, I want to enjoy all that.
Iím genuinely curious to see what heís going to do. On one hand I think we can be confident (as it has been mentioned here before) that Rossi wants a final season to use as his Ďlast time tourí but can he really be happy with how heís going right now?
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Kind of like cheering for JLo's achievements at the moment ...
Retirement talk for Jorge has been proceeding for most of this season including from avowed fans of his on here. Your point is ?.
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