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October 12th, 2015, 04:44 PM   #1
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MotoGP: 2015 Round 16 - Pramac Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix (SPOILERS)



Circuit Information
LENGTH: 4.4 km / 2.76 miles
CORNERS: 7 left - 5 right
WIDTH: 13 m. / 42.65 ft.
LONGEST STRAIGHT: 900 m. / 2952.76 ft.
Laps: 27
2/3 of laps: -
Total distance: 120.1 km - 74.5 miles

Weather courtesy of Weather.com

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[tr][td]DAY[/td][td]HIGH/LOW[/td][td]COND[/td][td]PRECIP[/td][td]WIND[/td][td]HUMIDITY[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]FRI Oct 16[/td][td]66F / 52[/td][td]Partly Cloudy[/td][td]20%[/td][td]SSW 10 mph[/td][td]77%[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]SAT Oct 17[/td][td]63 / 51[/td][td]Partly Cloudy[/td][td]10%[/td][td]SSW 9 mph[/td][td]69%[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]SUN Oct 18[/td][td]63 / 53[/td][td]Partly Cloudy[/td][td]10%[/td][td]S 6 mph[/td][td]74%[/td][/tr]
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What if MotoGP Played On.... Late Night SciFi



EXTERIOR: Panoramic view of a rustic village set in the countryside. Moonlight bathes the huts set in a clearing of trees. Soft smoke wistfully rises from chimneys as candlelit windows throw dancing shadows on the streets. Music wafts in the breeze. A storm brews on the distant horizon.

INTERIOR: A rustic tavern, filled with rustic people. Most of the light comes from the stone fireplace, supplemented by candles strewn throughout the room. Serving wenches move through the room with tankards of ale. A minstrel band plays in the background.

VILLAGER 1: (From the fireplaces) It's not right I tell ya. The whole thing's not right.

WENCH: (Handing him another tankard) Oh leave off. Have yourself another and let it go.

VILLAGER 1: (Loudly) I tell ya woman, it's not natural! (Music dies down) And you all know it!

VILLAGER 2: (Laughing nervously) What is it we know, eh?

VILLAGER 1: (Pauses) The women laugh when they're supposed to cry. Our men grow weak when they should be strong. (Looks around expectantly) The rains, (hushed) they come when not due. (Looks into a shadowy corner) Ask him, if you have a ken.

(The crowd turns to look)

LORENZO: (From the shadows) Aye, he speaks the truth.

WENCH: Don't encourage him.

LORENZO: (Firmly) He speaks truth. Track the weather I did, 2 fortnights ago. Clear were the skies, with no rain to be had. Then just as I took to the track it came. Right when I stood on the edge of destiny it came. (Quitely) My ruin. (Louder) Then again, just yesterday it came again to foil my plans! (Slams mug on table) And it will come again this weekend, I can feel it in me bones!

VILLAGER 2: Sorcery!

LORENZO: Aye, indeed! 2nd I came on The Island in 2012, then first in '13. Only to be scrubbed in 14 to second place by... him. I'll not stand for it this weekend.

WENCH: But what can we do?

LORENZO: We must put an end to this madness. We must storm the castle!

CROWD: (Tentatively) Aye.

LORENZO: We must burn it to the ground!

CROWD: (Loudly) Aye!

LORENZO: We must take what's ours!

CROWD: (Shouting) Aye!



EXTERIOR: Rocky, windswept hillside. A castle stands out against the backdrop of the night sky. Lightning flashes illuminate the balustrades as the storm gets closer. In distance a train of lights begins to snake its way from the village.

INTERIOR: Stone block laboratory. Electric arcs flash from Tesla coils placed around the room. Two men stand hunched over a bloodied operating table.

ROSSI: Quickly Igor, it's almost time. The heart, I must have the heart!

IGOR: Yes, master. (Shuffles to adjacent tray and retrieves a jar)

ROSSI: The heart of a hero. Just what I needed. (Removes bloody appendage) I won at The Island last year Igor, after coming 3rd in 2013 and 7th in 2012. (Thrusts organ into exposed chest cavity of the lifeless cadaver) But this weekend, we take no chances. Cables Igor!

IGOR: Yes, master.

ROSSI: (Attaching clamps to cadaver's nipples) We might not clinch the championship this weekend, but with my servant unleashed we will put fear into the hearts of my enemies. (Banging of the door)

LORENZO: (Muffled) Open the door Rossi, or we'll break it down! You'll make no monsters tonight!

ROSSI: (Running to machines) Quickly Igor, the switch. Throw the switch.

IGOR: Yes, master.

ROSSI: (Jubilant) It begins! (Lightning crashes; bright light courses down the cables; the body stirs) Yes, rise Dani. Rise!

PEDROSA: Uuugggn. UUUGGGNNN!

ROSSI: It lives! My championship hope lives!

(Roll credits)

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Another fantastic write up Bud.

Prediction.

RAIN.
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At this early stage, possible showers Friday but the weekend, all clear - Cowes weather - local weather forecast
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At this early stage, possible showers Friday but the weekend, all clear - Cowes weather - local weather forecast
Yeah yeah, whatever. I'll wait to see what Rossi decides the weather will be.
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Rossi, rossi, rossi!!!!!
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Yeah yeah, whatever. I'll wait to see what Rossi decides the weather will be.

He likes the Island when it is dry so I tip dry
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October 12th, 2015, 11:46 PM   #7
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Rossi was fast in Japan in the dry so at PI he will just as quick as JLo....

I still think Rossi will win....I think that honor will go to Dani or MM, followed by Rossi and Lorenzo....the order of Rossi and JLo wont matter since the top two spots will be taken already....and anything other than a win for JLo means the PI round goes to Rossi....

The Ducati's will look good here, but as usual they will fall off the pace as the race progresses.....Iannone to be top Ducati again....

It should be another great one....
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I Ride: the inevitable waves of change
PI just isn't the same anymoreMotoGP: 2015 Round 16 - Pramac Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix (SPOILERS)-uploadfromtaptalk1444719691254.jpg
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PI just isn't the same anymoreAttachment 11271

First GP ever that I won't be at Phillip Island.

Still got my ticket stubs from 1989....and a very 80s poster.
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Y? This year's championship is the most exciting of the past decade. Easily!
You didn't turn gay when you're first girl left you right? We (the master race of gp fans=stoner boners) all miss him but that's no reason to get into rugby or whatever bs . Go to the track,sit back,roll one up and send pics
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