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June 3rd, 2015, 01:43 PM   #11
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good question...maybe they are the same? hicks i think are upperclass rednecks?

i wish someone was redneck enough to clarify this...
I think I could be a redneck
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Rednecks are better than hicks. I know some good southern folk who would consider themselves rednecks but nobody want's to be a hick. Hicks are stoopid, real stoopid!
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Highlight of my last trip to St Louis was when I walked into a cafe 1 hour south of STL with a suit on and my laptop....open the door and walk in. The whole place stops and looks at me.
It was a bit like an audition for Duck Dynasty. Never seen so much Camo, beard, dungarees in one place....had the biscuits and gravy. Nice.

Later that day, a woman says ' nice accent, where you from ? Germany ? '
The rest of the population think I'm gay because my jeans are a bit too tight apparently.
I'm basically a gay German
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahah! you guys over the pond def wear tighter pants than guys over here.

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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahah! you guys over the pond def wear tighter pants than guys over here.
Yeah I know ! So I'm sitting at a bar next to a man and his wife. He leans over and says you're either an artist, a hairdresser or gay...or all three.
He says your jeans are too tight, they can't be comfortable.

Then he says tell me frankly ( as so as he said be frank, that's the green light ) what you think about the way I'm dressed.

I said you look like a very uncool version of Don Johnson from Miami Vice back in the 80's...plus your hair looks like someone has just dropped some road kill on top of your head. I did also say I wouldn't be seen dead dressed like that.

He said I didn't expect you to speak so frankly hahaha

He must have enjoyed the conversation though because I get the distinct feeling him and his wife were lining me up for a threesome
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Yeah I know ! So I'm sitting at a bar next to a man and his wife. He leans over and says you're either an artist, a hairdresser or gay...or all three.
He says your jeans are too tight, they can't be comfortable.

Then he says tell me frankly ( as so as he said be frank, that's the green light ) what you think about the way I'm dressed.

I said you look like a very uncool version of Don Johnson from Miami Vice back in the 80's...plus your hair looks like someone has just dropped some road kill on top of your head. I did also say I wouldn't be seen dead dressed like that.

He said I didn't expect you to speak so frankly hahaha

He must have enjoyed the conversation though because I get the distinct feeling him and his wife were lining me up for a threesome
i'm not saying it's a bad thing, i do prefer when a when a guy wears a clothes that fit. i'm not talking skinny jeans like what girls wear, but if you look kind of gay (like all the motoGP riders when they are not in their leathers) then i approve. MM is particularly good at looking gay & handsome.

so carry on you tight pants mother fucker.

however - if your more of a girl than me. you can go sit on a dick.
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i'm not saying it's a bad thing, i do prefer when a when a guy wears a clothes that fit. i'm not talking skinny jeans like what girls wear, but if you look kind of gay (like all the motoGP riders when they are not in their leathers) then i approve. MM is particularly good at looking gay & handsome.

so carry on you tight pants mother fucker.

however - if your more of a girl than me. you can go sit on a dick.
No dick sitting here Ma'am
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Willski's definitely not afraid to sport sprayed on pants.
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Yeah I know ! So I'm sitting at a bar next to a man and his wife. He leans over and says you're either an artist, a hairdresser or gay...or all three.
He says your jeans are too tight, they can't be comfortable.

Then he says tell me frankly ( as so as he said be frank, that's the green light ) what you think about the way I'm dressed.

I said you look like a very uncool version of Don Johnson from Miami Vice back in the 80's...plus your hair looks like someone has just dropped some road kill on top of your head. I did also say I wouldn't be seen dead dressed like that.

He said I didn't expect you to speak so frankly hahaha

He must have enjoyed the conversation though because I get the distinct feeling him and his wife were lining me up for a threesome
Fuck man, I warned you about the middle of the country. I wish I was wrong but I suspect is was being too kind. I'm on record not liking the Midwest, nothing appealing about it.
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahah! you guys over the pond def wear tighter pants than guys over here.
Be careful there Sparrow, in the UK 'Pants' are what we call underpants, what you call pants we call trousers.



So now you got me thinking, have you been pulling off mens trousers when you find out they are from the UK to see how much tighter their pants are than the average 'murican? PERVE!!!

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No dick sitting here Ma'am
No, Willski's pants/trousers are so tight they've pushed his cock & balls up into his body so he now has a vigina. Kinda like a verruca is to a wart, so does that make him more girl that sparrows?
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